Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog 9-14-06

Wow! Hey, dad... Check out the size of the COCK on that cock! Wow! That's just what I was thinking! No wonder the hens are BOW-LEGGED!

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog 9-14-06

Hey, dad... How do I milk a cow? Easy, son! Just grab a hold of it's TEAT and squeeeeeze! Where's this so-called, "teat" located, dad? In the rear of the animal, son! Okay, Bossie... Time for milking! *snort?*

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog 9-14-06

Hey, dad... I just got a text message from the mayor that Tom Cruise is being attacked by a psychotic Brooke Shields fan! Give me minute, son! I'm right in the middle of whitening my teeth... But, shouldn't we HURRY, dad? You don't want me showing up at the crime scene with dingy teeth, do you son? (Three hours later...) Looks like we're TOO LATE, dad!Cruise is already DEAD, dad! If, only we had gotten here SOONER, dad! Cruise, schmooze! What's important is that I look good for the news cameras, son!

How do you do it? You heartless bastard you.

RCL no. 1272 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-20-06

Hey, Crabby... Do you know that the forums are back up? No, Captain Obvious... But, if you hum a few bars, I'll fake it! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA[*snort*] HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA[*burp*] No, seriously... The forums are back up. Cool. Now, I can go back to criticizing other people's comics without contributing any of my own lame-ass comics...

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog 9-25-06

Hey, dad! I hear Iran wants to make their own nukes. So, I'm thinking of enlisting into the Marines in case we decide to invade... Don't be silly, son! There's no way those ragheads could ever create a nuclear weapon. And, even if they could, they certainly wouldn't use it to bomb us! ======== Ka-BOOOOOOM!! ======== Whoopsie!

RCL no. 807 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-15-06

Okay... No.

RCL no. 1306 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-09-06

Hey, Jesus... What's the haps? I'm feeling a little low, Captain Obvious Why's that? North Korea has nukes, it looks like the Democraps are going to take over the House, and the Raiders suck like crackwhores! Well... HANG in there!   !

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-09-06

Hey, Jesus... How's it HANGING? What? *sigh*

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-09-06

Say, Jesus... Yes, Captain Obvious? Can you lend me a fifty until payday? But, you don't even WORK! I know. I was talking about your payday... *sigh*

Groovy! Presents: Captian Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-11-06

Hey, Jesus... Yes, Captain Obvious? I hear surf's up. What say we grab our boards and go "HANG ten"? *sigh* I'll take that as a "no". I'll see you later... HANG loose, dude! *SIGH!*

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-11-06

Hey, Jesus... ZZZZZZZZ- [*snort*] Huh? Oh. What is it NOW, Captain Obvious? I'm sorry... Were you sleeping? Yesssss! Well, now that you're AWAKE, would you like to take a sleeping pill? I know how tired you've been lately... SIGH!!

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-11-06

Hey, Jesus... Oh, why do you TORTURE me so, Captain Obvious? What's your HANG up, dude? SIGH!!!! Jesus, what a little BITCH! I heard that, fuckface!

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Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog 10-11-06

Tonight, our heroes sing their version of Alan Parsons I Wouldn't Want to Be Like You... ♫ If, I had a mind to... ♫ ♫ ...I wouldn't wanna think like JEWS! ♫ ♫ If, I had time to... ♫ ♫ ...I woulddn't wanna talk to JEWS! ♫ (Apparently, they don't like JEWS!) ♫ I don't care what they do... ♫ ♫ ...I wouldn't wanna be like JEWS! ♫

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-12-06

Where are you, Captain Obvious? I'm at the supermarket, Jesus... Great! Do me a favor and see if they have any ripe avocados. I want to make some guacamole for tonight's party... Sure. HANG on a minute, and I'll go find out... SIGH!!!!!!!!!! What?

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Jesus, Son of God by edoggydog 10-12-06

We're all set for tonight's party, Jesus! Cool.... What activities do you have planned, Captain Obvious? Well... I thought about starting with a rousing game of HANGman, and then we could go outside and and play la CROSSe! THAT'S FUCKING IT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Forgive me father, for I have sinned...

RCL no. 1356 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-14-06

Crabby is an eco-statistical brick... ...who likes the Kansas City Chiefs! You were WAY off, Captain Obvious! Whatever! NEXT!!

RCL no. 1363 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-22-06

Sorry! The kitchen is CLOSED! Step aside, Captain Obvious... I'm HUNGRY! And, if I don't..? I'll shove this samurai sword up your ASS! And, THEN what will you do? Hmmmmmm? Fag!

RCL no. 1365 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-28-06

So, next week is 2007... Yay! I predict I'll still be the captain of "obviousness"... ..and Injokester will continue making comics about butt-raping retarded schoolgirl dwarfs! [pant, pant ]

Groovy! - Captain Obvious and the Tranny Surprise by edoggydog 1-18-07

You went on a blind date last night, dad? Yes, son. My buddy hooked me up with a tall, black woman named Yowanda... Yowanda? HAHAHAHAHAHA Don't you know that she's a... a he... a he... a hehehehehe hehehehehehehe... She's a what? Comedienne? Is that why she has such a deep voice and large hands? (Later, Captain Obvious finds out that Lowanda is not, in fact, a comedienne, and immediately upchucks the porkchop sandwich he had for lunch!) Lowanda's a MAN?? [YAAAAAAACK!! ]

RCL no. 1434 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-26-07

I'm so sorry, Captain Obvious... I tried everything, but I couldn't save- Faaaaaaan-TASTIC! Dude... I'm trying to tell you your wife is dea- GREAT NEWS! Umm... Have you ever considered seeing a therapist to address your problem with denia- HAPPY THOUGHTS! HAPPY THOUGHTS!

RCL no. 1482 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-07-07

I don't think we should go this way, Mrs. Pumpernipple. Those guys over their look bad... So? Aren't you Captain Obvious? Superhero? Obviously! What kind of superhero is afraid of a small gathering of Asian teenagers doing calculus? They may know Kung Fu or something... I'll get my ass kicked! Hmmm... You should change your name to "Private Pantywaste"!

RCL no. 1469 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-02-07

Well, Yuko... Now, that we saved this small hamlet from nuclear terrorism, I sure could use a "massage"... [*wink, wink* ] Fuck you, gai-jin! I'll pay you five dollah... Prus, you let me drive the Captain Obvious Mobile..? Deal! I can't wait to do fitty-two in the fast rane!