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Happy Belated Birthday [u]Chicka[/u]! [/center]

© ArteCorp Greetings For Awkward Moments

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Just realize that next time your son gives you a hug for no reason he's making up for not giving you one on your birthday.

Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!

Also, the JS comic roughly translates as:

DOCTOR: Your x-rays are quite clear. You have... a cake on your penis.

PATIENT: You mean, David Schwimmer violates me nightly?

Crazy Germans.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Merry easter Birthday

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Muchos Feliz Cumpleanos, chicka. It's worth saying it again on SC.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

DOCTOR : "We now very strongly believe it's .... your birthday."

PATIENT : "Is that worse than Christmas?"

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

Honestly, I prefer umfum's translation.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

To celebrate your birthday, I wrote this poem.

THE BIRTHDAY KITTY CATS

Here come the Birthday Kitty Cats
Surrounding your house, setting it on fire
When you run out screaming, the force-feed you rats
Live rats, that gnaw their way out of your stomach.

Here come the Birthday Kitty Cats
Stripping you naked, painting you green
Dancing around you in festive party hats
Your nightmare is to be their human maypole.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

DOCTOR : "I suppose, since it's your birthday...you could have sex with a cake."

PATIENT : "Betty Crocker is the closest I come to a real woman, ya know?"

I had to take a crack at it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.