^^^ Rocked my ass ^^^

Those ultra-liberal conservatives! by boorite 10-05-06

"Mr. Foley's odd behavior toward young male pages may have been overlooked, fearing a backlash from the radical gay rights movement because of his sexual orientation." "The integrity of the conservative majority has given way to political correctness, trading the virtues of decency and respect for that of tolerance and diversity." That's the problem! Conservatives have GOT to stop pandering to the queers!

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What others say about boorite!

First, crackpanther, f*ckface=funny. Loved it.

Second, here is my entry to the Foley Follies.

It's Like Vaudeville Now by Hatrix 10-05-06

Father I need help. I've been caught trying to seduce little boys. I'm afraid there's going to be a real investigation this time! Congressman I'll do whatever I can to guide you during this difficult time. What do you need? Pointers on avoiding prosecution.

Spin 'Til You're Dizzy by Hatrix 10-04-06

Ladies and Gentlemen... It has recently come out that I, a 52 year old congressman have been sending sexually explicit messages to underage boys working on the hill. I think you should also be aware of a few important facts: 1. I am an alcoholic. 2. I was abused by a catholic priest as a boy and finally and MOST importantly... ...3. This is all the democrats' fault.

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“Life is intrinsically... boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring.”--Ogdred Weary

I knew I liked you.

Correctness? by AccentuateNegative 10-08-06

Mr. Foley's odd behavior toward young male pages may have been overlooked, fearing a backlash from the radical gay rights movement because of his sexual orientation. Yes, we all know how the Republicans pander to the homosexuals. The integrity of the conservatie majority has given way to political correctness, trading the virtues of decency and respect for that of tolerance and diversity." That's their problem--they're too accepting of others. The Foley scandal is just one more reminder that America desperately needs to return to the Judeo-Christian values that have served as a foundation of our nation from its inception. As long as it doesn't involve any of that peace, forgiveness, or loving thy neighbour as thyself crap.

Cannon Fodder by choadwarrior 10-08-06

Rep. Chris Cannon, R-Utah Mark Foley was irritating. You don’t need gaydar to understand he has certain dispositions. Not irritating or objectionable enough for you to return the money he donated to your campaign. It looks like this one email was a prank - a bunch of kids sitting around, egging this guy on. Wait a minute...are you blaming Foley or the pages? These kids are precocious kids. The world’s a complicated place, and we just need to do the best we can. Tonight at 11 o'clock...Rep. Cannon comes out of a clock and chirps the hour.

Quiz Show by v 10-11-06

For $1,000: "The Thirteen Most Beautiful Boys?" What is an Andy Warhol film. I'm sorry, the correct answer is "What is Mark Foley's shopping list." This show is rigged.