boorite - I bore to
ivytheplant - Tenth lay, VIP
Scott Burright - Right obstruct (fullname = Bright, trusted coward)
Kat Burright - Irk thug brat (fullname = I'm lighter-than-air debunker)
Kat Rogers - Stark ogre
George Herbert Walker Bush - Huge beserk rebel warthog
Adventures of Kitty - Touristy, deft knave
Something Awful - The Amusing Wolf
New Orleans - Worsen Lane
Baton Rouge - Outrage nob
Laramie, Wyoming - Warm oily enigma (2 out of three ain't bad)
Arkansas - A rank ass
Minneapolis, Minnesota - I am no insane simpleton
St. Paul, Minnestoa - Opulent Satanism