Mecha-cop by AngryAmerican 4-25-06

OK Mecha-cop. Scenario one. A man who has just robbed a bank is holding a gun to one of the tellers head and demanding a getaway car. What do you do? BLOW HIS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF WITH A PRECISELY AIMED SHOT FROM MY .60 SIDEARM. Well, maybe you should attempt to negotiate with him first. Remember, deadly force is always a last resort. I AM A PERFECTLY ENGINEERED KILLING MACHINE. I NEGOTIATE WITH NOTHING MADE OF WEAK FLESH. I WOULD SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD THEN SAY SOMETHING CLEVER LIKE "I WARNED HIM NOT TO LOSE HIS HEAD." I think this thing's programmed for Detroit, guys. Can we recode it for something other than "warzone" and get some donuts? YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO DROP THE PASTRY. NINE. EIGHT....

Mech-cop by AngryAmerican 4-25-06

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE SALE OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT PERMIT. DROP THE COOKIES, TAKE THREE PACES BACKWARD AND GET ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR FACE DOWN. You're funny, Mr. Robot. ON THE GROUND NOW SCUMBAG OR I WILL SPRAY THE PAVEMENT WITH YOUR BRAINS THEN DROP A MOP ON YOUR CORPSE AND SAY "COLLECT YOUR THOUGHTS WITH THIS" What the fuck? Who the hell programmed this thing? Arnold Swartzanegger? 'Field test 2. Complete and utter failure.' Christ. Let's get him back to the lab then grab some danish. You coming Detective Ho?

mech-cop by AngryAmerican 4-25-06

THEN I WOULD BEAT HIM SAVAGELY AND MERCILESSLY WITH MY BATON AND SAY... Wait, wait, wait. Why is it you always have to say some sort of catch phrase after you apprehend or kill a perp? I DO NOT KNOW. IT IS IN MY PROGRAMMING. Huh. Well, we'll get to the bottom of this. (sigh) All right, what were you going to say? YOU ARE MY RED HEADED STEP CHILD, BITCH. Nice one. Let's grab some crullers.

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Kill Whitey.

CC 351 -- Tobor in "Puppy Love" by 80_Million_Fleas 4-12-07

Tobor always wanted to work for the Dog Pound. Too bad he thought Dog Pound consisted of a Noun AND a Verb. YIPE YIPE YIPE!!!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

These were great but did not win:

CC 351: Tobor Will Typecast You!!! by not_Scyess 4-04-07

Next! *ahem* I WILL KILL ALL HU-MANS Hey... Tobor? Is that you, Tobor? Oh my god! That's awesome! Say your line for me! No! I'm not Tobor! I'm... Renaldo Jehosephat. Look, I'm here to try out for the Red Robot spot, okay? Aw, c'mon! Say your're going to cornhole me! Raaaarrr!! Hehehe! Six years is way to short a time for that kind of brilliance to go stale!! *sigh* Rar. Tobor will cornhole you.

CC 351: TOBOR enters the drug trade. by El_Phen 3-30-07

Tobor, as my new security guard I expect you to guard my precious drug supplies at all times. Tobor understands. I don't want you to touch any of the amphetimines, they're for the club dealers, same goes for the Marajuna and heroine. The cocaine is kept over here. I've had a really big shipment so you can take as much of my crack as you want. I will.

CC 351: Frankenfudge by biped 3-30-07

Didn't you study the script at all, you moron? This is the scene where you're supposed to drive a stake through my heart! DRIVE? STEAK? TOBOR NOT HAVE DRIVER'S LICENSE. AND IS A "VEGAN." IDIOT!!! JUST TAKE THAT BIG, GNARLY SHAFT OF WOOD AND RAM IT IN!!! RAM IT IN!!! RAAAAAAAAR!!! So, you've decided to turn "Monster Rumble" into a gay-monster-porno film in mid-production? Well, you just can't pass up footage of Frankenstein fucking Dracula in the ass.

CC 351: Traffic Duty by TheGovernor 4-06-07

But the win goes to this comic:

Groovy! - Bark Like a Dog by edoggydog 4-03-07

I need you to hire a new greenskeeper to get rid of our gofer problem... Groovy! (Three days later...) HELLO, MR. GOFER! RAAAAARRRR!! AAAAAAAAAAA!! What's TOBOR doing to that chipmunk? Looks like a "reverse cowboy" from here, sir...

Maybe it's because I think RCLG/edoggydog, like Scorsese (except for the fact that Scorsese is awesome), deserves his time in the sun. Maybe it's because I genuinely liked that comic. But it's probably the large amounts of psychotropic drugs he's been putting in my water.

Have fun with CC 352!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I'm happy I got a mention!  It makes it totally worth it to have made a crappy Tobor comic.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I won?  GROOVY!  (sorry)  Thanks, Mr. Royal.  Anwayz, it's going to be hard to follow up one of the best contest ideas, with some of the best entries, in a long time.  But, I'll take a day or so and do my best to come up with a good idea.