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Life without Mary and John 5 by cpausti
10-13-05

Without weed: Super Heroes couldn't fly.

AWAY!

Umm.. Why can't I fly?

Nooo!!! This gay guy can't fly!!

I'm not gay, I'm Superman!

Haha, good one.

7-06-10 5:25pm (new)

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RCL no. 2253 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-12-10

Mr. Happy has been trapped on a deserted island for six weeks with the only other survivor of a plane crash...

You're saying there may be food in that dark cave?

Yes.

But, I hear heavy breathing, as if there's a big monster in there...

I doubt it. Probably, just a grizzly bear or something...

Well, that doesn't sound so bad... Wish me luck!

And, then some!

7-12-10 12:42pm (new)

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RCL no. 2265 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-15-10

Mr. Happy tries the latest holistic health fad...

So, your saying that the iron in the nail will permeate my bloodstream and provide much-needed nutrients to my entire body?

Yep.

And, you're sure it's safe to pound the nail directly into my forehead?

I do it to myself all the time...

Hammer away, Fonzi!

7-15-10 12:43pm (new)

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RCL no. 2394 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-14-10

Hmmm...

I wanted to learn how to paint, so someone suggested I go to Art school...

This modern art is really abstract.

But, I didn't enroll because my name is Jon, not Art.

I swear... That picture up there looks like Brad Childress butt-fucking Brett Favre right after another game-losing interception!

I tried looking for a Jon school, but I couldn't find any. So, I became a janitor.

11-14-10 2:58pm (new)

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RCL no. 1110 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-15-06

Jon reacts to various parts of President Bush's immigration speech...

Yes!

What the FUCK?

Cool!

Are you out of your FUCKING MIND??

Maybe, he's finally going to protect the sovereignty of this country! YAY!

I FUCKING BETTER FUCKING START FUCKING LEARNING FUCKING SPANISH!!

11-15-10 4:59pm (new)

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RCL no. 2613 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-05-11

Mr. Happy visits the big city for the first time...

Well, here I am in the big city... And, to think people told me how dangerous it is here. Seems harmless to me!

Still, I may want to convert the $1000 in cash I have in my wallet into traveler's checks just to be on the safe side...

(Mr. Happy lost all his money thirty minutes into his visit.)

I'll ask that group of shaved head hispanics over there if they know where the nearest bank is.

10-05-11 11:07pm (new)

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RCL no. 480 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-03-05

Yeah, baby! Do me in the ass! (sqwak)

Hmmm... I wonder what my wife does during the day when I'm not home?

YEAH, BABY! DO ME IN THE ASS! SQWAK!

Keep it down, Poly! I'm trying to think...

This guy's a fucking idiot!

Now, where was I..?

10-27-11 9:33am (new)

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Intelligencia | by Scyess
8-21-07

So I managed to get a date tonight with a girl who's way smarter than me.

If she's so smart, why the hell did she agree to go out with you?

Oh, wait... she's only smarter than you. Never mind.

Thanks; I was hoping you could build up my confidence like that.

11-21-11 3:35pm (new)

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RCL no. 2693 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-13-11

Tell me again why you want to stick your finger up my ass?

To exam your prostrate...

But, shouldn't I go see a doctor for that?

Well, if you go to the doctor, you'll have to pay a $10 co-pay. In this case, I'm paying you $20...

I remember some guy claiming he was an assistant coach at Penn State back in the 90's doing the same exam on me. Except, he never paid me the $20.

12-13-11 4:49pm (new)

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RCL no. 2756 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-14-12

Mr. Happy and Mr. Negativity visit Washington, D.C...

Our country is now fifteen trillion dollars in debt!

No worries! Our leaders will fix the problem...

It was our leaders who created the problem in the first place!

Oh.

In that case, we're FUCKED!

1-14-12 10:27am (new)

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RCL no. 2763 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-18-12

[ knock, knock ]

Who's there?

Polish burglar...

Polish burglar who?

Only a Polish burglar would knock at the door! Get it, douche bag?

Uh, nooooooo...

1-18-12 2:32pm (new)

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A Wordy Comic by Scyess
12-02-07

I have nothing to say.

I feel like I should be saying something, since you're here and paying attention. And I like attention. But unfortunately I have nothing of value to impart.

Nevertheless, I, unthwarted, will continue to use my lips, tongue, mouth, and lungs to form sounds into words which, though grammatically correct, have no meaning or value whatsoever.

Why do I suddenly feel like I'm watching a presidential debate?

1-25-12 11:23am (new)

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RCL no. 2773 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-25-12

Mr. Happy and Mr. Negativity go out for a drink at a local tavern...

This place sucks!

What do you mean? It's wall-to-wall chicks in here!

Yeah, but they look like lesbians.

No worries. I have a translation app on my iPhone 4S...

What the fuck are you talking about?

It's the latest iPhone from Apple, silly!

1-25-12 3:09pm (new)

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Groovy! - Gay it ain't so! by edoggydog
1-28-09

Dude, I just read on Yahoo! about a woman with an enlarged memory gland in her brain.

Groovy!

Apparently, she can remember every detail of every day in her life!

Big deal! All women are like that. Whenever me and my wife get in a fight, she can remember things I've said from before we even met! Know what I mean, jellybean?

I don't have a wife. I'm gay.

What does being happy have to do with not having a wife- oh, I get it! No wife equals happiness!

2-06-12 3:12pm (new)

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RCL no. 2796 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-06-12

Um... Who are you?

I'm your mailman.

Okay... And, what are you doing?

I'm putting this letter in your mail slot here.

Really? And, here I thought the same magical "letter fairy" who delivers email to my computer, also delivers regular mail to my house...

I can see why your wife left you...

2-06-12 4:55pm (new)

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RCL no. 2810 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-10-12

You should have seen the fight for life your cat Fluffy put up after being flattened by that 18-wheeler!

EEEEEEEEEEK!!

She could have just laid down and died, but she tried crawling to your side of the road to die in your arms. Unfortunately, a fat guy on a moped finished her off!

EEEEEEEEEEK!!

I'm not really helping, am I?

EEEEEEEEEEK!!

2-10-12 11:47am (new)

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RCL no. 2969 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-12-12

IT IS YOUR MOVE.

IT HAS BEEN YOUR MOVE FOR THE LAST FOURTEEN MINUTES, YOU FUCKING MORON.

Who said that?

5-12-12 11:23am (new)

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RCL no. 2992 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-01-12

Wait for it... Wait for it...

Even though the economy is in the tank and we're now at $16 trillion in debt, I'm voting for Obama because Romney cut some gay guy's hair back in grade school...

See, Joe..? That's why we're going to be re-elected.

6-01-12 3:04pm (new)

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RCL no. 3006 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-04-12

Who said that?

No one said anything...

Oh... Lately, I've been relegated to only comics where someone calls me a douchebag or something and I respond, "Who said that?" I guess I was premature.

DOUCHEBAG!!

Who said that?

6-04-12 7:50pm (new)

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RCL no. 3007 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
6-04-12

Nice pants.

Who said that?

JEW said that!

6-04-12 8:00pm (new)

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RCL no. 3067 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
7-21-12

The comdey stylings of Mr. Happy...

A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."

So, he walked down to the local Five Guys and the customers ate him. The end.

[ cricket noises ]

Thank you! Be sure to tip your waitress on the way out...

7-21-12 7:54pm (new)

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RCL no. 3096 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-14-12

Jesus..? If, your here with me in the morgue, then that means I'm-

Dead.

That sucks! Well, at least your here to take me to-

Hell.

Hell, Michigan? Hell, California? Hell, Arizona?

8-14-12 7:13pm (new)

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RCL no. 3120 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-29-12

I'm visualizing rainbows and butterflies...

Congratulations! You are now in your "happy place"..

Yay!

Now, no matter what happens, make sure you STAY in your happy place!

(It was at this point where Clango put his prime objective into action.)

What's that pressing up against my anal opening?

STAY in your happy place!

8-29-12 9:17am (new)

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RCL no. 3192 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-12-12

Mr. Happy watches the Vice Presidential debate...

Wow... Biden is doing a lot of laughing while Ryan is trying to make a point!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Maybe, Ryan should try his hand at stand up after he leaves politics.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

What the..? Now Ryan is pointing and laughing at Biden's hairplugs!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

10-12-12 1:02pm (new)

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RCL no. 3206 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
10-18-12

Mr. Happy vacations on the Island of Sumatra in Indonesia...

Hey, honey... Come check out the ocean.

It's the morning of December 26, 2004...

The water has receded at least a mile.

(Google the date and location, dipshit.)

There's fish flopping around everywhere!

10-18-12 6:58pm (new)

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