Dude, I just read on Yahoo! about a woman with an enlarged memory gland in her brain.
Groovy!
Apparently, she can remember every detail of every day in her life!
Big deal! All women are like that. Whenever me and my wife get in a fight, she can remember things I've said from before we even met! Know what I mean, jellybean?
I don't have a wife. I'm gay.
What does being happy have to do with not having a wife- oh, I get it! No wife equals happiness!