Oh alright. I had dreams of this going on forever, but...

I liked all these, but themushroom wins by virtue of the phrase "our beeg KiddeRapen event." Also, I read his website and think he needs to get out more.

Ikea might actually have a Kidderappen line for all I know.

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It's a coffee table.

It's too late, but I was so inspired by this contest (eventually) I made a comic, anyway.

CC 364: True Crime Stories by Scyess 8-17-07

And now... a Star Trek nerd with a real phaser and a comical Scandinavian accent attempts to rob a liquor store clerk with sort-of-Spanishy clothes and a shitty fake Mexican accent. A giive-a me da.... CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! DO YOU THINK I WANT TO WASTE MY TIME TRYING TO TYPE OUT YOUR FUCKING COMICAL SCANDANAVIAN ACCENT?!??! GGGAAAAHHH!!!!! AY CARUMBA! There. Now you can empty the register without the exposition, you foriegn herring fucker. Oopsa.

Congrats to themushroom.

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I think by far the funniest one was kaufman's "helsinki" groaner. 

But we don't want to give kaufman the impression that he can just waltz in here anytime he feels like it and start winning all the contests, even if it's true.

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Too late.  I have that impression anyway.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

damn, kaufman be all

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I won? WTF! Wow... Okay, wow. And my comic was even readable, maybe that was the thing that guided me to victory. Or maybe it was just the Kidderapin since y'all are into that sort of humor.

I'll take my winnings in gold Krugerands, thank you.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.