crackpanther

No lie, I have two in my house. One is ol' trusty, the other is a drop gun. The U.S. Has gotten so litigious that the only safe way to shoot someone in your own home who is about to kill you is to keep one around.

Most people here thankfully can't get access to one firearm*, let alone two, but we're working on that. 

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Please replace the handset, and try again.