I'm too drunk to read all the replies. But all I really want to say is this: Scyess, I'm sending you a Sex-Hat for Christmas this year.

And, that's it. Christmas this year, for me, is eleven hours at work, followed by a fourteen hour train ride to my mom's house. So, good night.

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what happened to my rustic monologue? ...i'm not sleeping with that producer again

Merry Christmas you son of a bitch

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Happy Decemberween!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

BigFrank105

So very glad I don't know who Soulja Boy is.

You don't know? You see, according to his song, Soulja Boy is off in that ho. Because of this, he's inviting you to watch him crank that AND to watch him roll. Furthermore, he invites you to watch him crank that Soulja Boy all whilst superman-ing that ho. And then, you must watch him DO! (crank dat Soulja Boy)

It's really quite simple.

That song is motherfucking insidious.  I keep walking around my house randomly yelling "SUPERMAN THAT HO!" for no reason whatsoever.  Just cause it's funny.

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

So very glad I don't know who Soulja Boy is.

You don't know? You see, according to his song, Soulja Boy is off in that ho. Because of this, he's inviting you to watch him crank that AND to watch him roll. Furthermore, he invites you to watch him crank that Soulja Boy all whilst superman-ing that ho. And then, you must watch him DO! (crank dat Soulja Boy)

It's really quite simple.

That song is motherfucking insidious. I keep walking around my house randomly yelling "SUPERMAN THAT HO!" for no reason whatsoever. Just cause it's funny.

When your birthday rolls around, you should say to your wife "Ho, all I want for my birthday is to superman you. Now watch me DOOOOO!!!"

Be wearing a do-rag and expensive shoes when you say that.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old