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On Saturday, Australia had a federal election. All the polls said that the conservative wealth-loving poor-people-fucking government that has already had two nightmarish terms of office would be voted out in a landslide.
They won.
I have always been proud to be an Australian. I thought that, on the whole, Australians were smart, clever, capable, and good people. Until today.
I don't know anything about Australia's party system or this past election. I preface what I'm about to say with that, so there is no confusion.
In this country, conservatives have an annual meeting in Houston that I attend. There are only two items on the agenda:[list]1.How can we acquire more wealth since we love it so much.
2.How can we:[list]2a.Find poor people
2b.Fuck them.[/list][/list]Then we raid the titty bars and tell nigger jokes all night.
That's who we are. That's what we do.
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You can get rid of the all-too-easy wide-sweeping disparagements about conservatism and conservatives and look at what they have to say about, say:[list]
[*]a child's right to live
[*]the unfair nature of the progressive tax
[*]the irresponsibility of a tax and spend government[/list]
You may not agree with them, but maybe you can erase their horns and pitchfork from your mental image. I've never thought of those differing from my opinion in such an all-encompassing evil light.
But then again, as I've often been told, I'm not as open-minded as liberals.
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I'll ask this again: can't we move these kinds of threads over to "Fights go Here"? Having these kinds of discussions with a group of people who have different (and sometimes frustrating) political ideas from me, on a site I come to just for the funny, is getting taxing.
I don't want to limit what's talked about on this site. I would just encourage everyone to use the stratification that Brad has set up with the different forums and put any potentially-divisive threads over there. (Or maybe we could even convince Brad to set up a separate political forum.)
I don't want your politics messing with my donkey sodomy.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.