Who? HeadGasket?

Check out the whole "Lets Join the Community" series first, then any random sampling of the rest of his tripe.

Wow, did you rape his daughter or something?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Wow, did you rape his daughter or something?

Hey HeadGasket made a comic with references to me. Now I know that I've finally made it.

Let's join the community by HeadGasket 11-01-01

we just looked at drexle's first comic. drexle has so many comics i learned his recurring character is mr. cranky. let's go look at mr. cranky http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Drexle&ID=26628 mr. cranky started out as a hilarious instance of matt groening's drawings. the method of using all capital letters denoted he was shouting. but later on mr. cranky evolved into a gentler creature http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Drexle&ID=40753 WHOAH something humorous involving mr. cranky and a condom is alluded to!! HEHE hE HeGHh-- but notice he doesn't yell :) HE DOESN'T SHOUT LIKE THIS DOES HE?

At least I think I'm Mr.Cranky.

It's like there's this riddle hidden under his illiteracy, and that if you could just decode it, that would put an end to half the world's troubles. Either that, or produce a recipie for "Mr.Cranky's Condom Pot Pie."

I think HeadGasket is the rosetta stone to proving there are only three real people on this forum.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wait... HeadGasket is joft? The same joft who "Hates us all" in the Fights Go Here forum? Hate is akin to wrath, and wrath is a deadly sin... He's going to Hell.

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change my sexual orientation, just to be sure, seeing as God considers it an abomination. But no, I just believe the lifestyle is wrong, not the person(unless they start fawning on me)

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If so, I probably have to take responsibility for this one. My own vanity must have spawned HeadGasket as part of a secret desire to be reviled... it is one of the sincerest forms of flattery.

All I know is that there's only one me. I have a hard enough time posting under one nick, imagine several. I get disconnected too often :\

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I WOULD LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WAY I AM PORTRAYED IN HEADGASKET'S COMIC. HE DESCRIBES ME AS HAVING "EVOLVED INTO A GENTLER CREATURE". THIS IS NOT TRUE. I ALSO DO NOT SUCK DICK.

JrnymnNate; are you still there?
I'm here, waiting for you. Join me, JrnymnNate...

Join Meeeee...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I don't know about Jrynmyrnrmr, but I'm convinced.

Oops yes here i am...
Thank you ObiJo for that post... im sorry i didnt see it before i posted my own unworthy statement.
You're right, sometimes we do react that way, but its more a aspect of our vocation than it is 'smugness',
it's not our fault; blame God.

Jesus doesn't hate you, he loves everyone...
EXCEPT SATAN! DIE FOO!!!

I think that the precious bandwidth that is taken up here is divided into these groups:

80% Sign on once, make 3 comics that stink, and leave never to come again
10% Make comics occasionaly; like the site for its artistic value
9%Forum users that post silly topics that have no value whatsever(outside of their own entertainment{except for the cat thread})
1%Lurkers who stalk the forum users.

You're the first fundamentalist who's ever given me a straight answer that seemed to have had been subjected to thought. Thank the lord, there actually is a fundie capable of thought...

Anyway:

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80% Sign on once, make 3 comics that stink, and leave never to come again
10% Make comics occasionaly; like the site for its artistic value
9%Forum users that post silly topics that have no value whatsever(outside of their own entertainment{except for the cat thread})
1%Lurkers who stalk the forum users.

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Just to be sure, my cronies and I jumped him as he was leaving church and gang-raped him.

I made comics for about four months before posting.

Maybe this guy was around when I was gone those couple months but this is some funny shit...

Stanley Kubrick never put up with this shit by KajunFirefly 11-04-01

Script meeting, Monday Morning "raar, Tobor cornhole you now"? it just doesn't FEEL like something my character would say. His brother's been kidnapped, the Triad's are after him, I think he should be upset. what the fuck are you talking about? there's nothing in the script about Triads, look, just rape the god-damn donkey so that people will read my comics! Later... so basically your in the park, the dog on the ball says something about owning your base, you turn round, and Clive....sorry, TOBOR, well he man-rapes you! It'll be hiliarious, it's a classic! you know, I just don't think that another love scene is what the public really want, I mean, they've seen it before, we're not Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, I want to try Sci-Fi or maybe action adventure! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING LOVE SCENE!!! IT'S RAPE GOD-DAMN IT! I just don't see why you can't find someone else, ol' feet for ears has got a nice tight ass that's hardly been used, get the red fucker to cornhole his blue rectal passage!

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

OMG I am 14 post away from 400. how did that happen?
I also have 115 comics. I feel like that epileptic lady in Andronima strain(Whatever its spelled) that froze in front of the blinky red light... OMG I'm behind in school...
{quote]You're the first fundamentalist who's ever given me a straight answer that seemed to have had been subjected to thought. Thank the lord, there actually is a fundie capable of thought...

Thanks Neovid. I'm actually capable of serious mental poweress at times... ow i just hurt my head saying poweress.

Dude i just realized: I'm not on anyones fav list or in any comics!
Oh that just means i have no stalkers lurking in this forum, analyzing my every comic.

shoot i hate that.

AH i was only more than 20 away. that just proves i cant add anymore.

A smart stalker wouldn't put you in their list... all the better to catch you unawares.

Hmm... you may be right.

I'd put my money on Satan as he is way cooler and has a big fork. Jesus's lack of mobility due to being nailed to a big cross could be his undoing.

yeah, but God created the world. And satan.

Sez you.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.