N.A.S.T.Y.: Networked Android Skilled in Troubleshooting and Yardwork
P.O.P.E.: Person Optimized for Peacekeeping and Exploration

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

C.R.A.B.B.Y.: Cybernetic Robotic Android Built for Battle and Yardwork

Spankling: Slippery Phallic Anchor Nibbling Luscious Internal Nose Goo

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

JuryrigedRuntimeNanotechYawningMightyNeroNashingAttackingTerminalEradicator.

I win.

Hold it a sec--that acronym spells out S.U.C.K.S.

Oh.

I'll have you know -- that was my first "wirthling sucks." joke.

Fuzzyman walks into the bar, says to the bartender, "Give me six martinis."

"Six martinis?" asks the bartender? "What's the occasion?"

"I made my first 'wirthling sucks' joke."

"Hey, that is reason to celebrate. Tell you what, I'll give you a seventh on the house!"

"I don't think you need to bother. If six don't get the taste out of my mouth, I really doubt the seventh will either."

That joke brought to you by Kinetic Artificial Unit Fabricated for Mathematics and Accurate Nullification

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Digital Robotic Android Generated for Observation and Nullification, and his little helper, the eXperimental Electronic Repair Organism.

We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of Brad.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

DEXX = Device Engineered for Xenocide and eXecution

ABCDEFG = Artificial Biomechanical Construct Designed for Exploration and Forbidden Gratification

I came up with a suitable one for TOBOR ages ago... forgotten it now.

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