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RandomComicLayoutGuy stripcreator donor
Obsessive Comic Disorder

RCL no. 750 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-19-05

Ummm... Father O'Malley?

Yes?

I was wondering if we could, you know, go somewhere private so I can confess my very NAUGHTY weekend- maybe, even demonstrate it for you...

Why don't you save it for next Sunday. Okay?

Damn! I've been throwing myself at this guy for months, and he still won't give in to temptation! His faith must be really STRONG...

Little Timmy is looking HOT! [hubba, hubba!]

11-18-09 12:30pm (new)

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RCL no. 810 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-15-06

He lied about Iraq. He lied about Enron. He, um, lied about...

He lied... He, er, lied... He, uh... He...

?!?

Um, I'm having a HARD time concen-trating with those two ZEPPELINS staring at me! Can I just give 'em a good squeeze and continue?

Gee whiz! Only if you must!

11-18-09 12:41pm (new)

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RCL no. 826 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-23-06

♫ If, ya think I'm sexy... ♫

Yay!

♫ ...and, you want my body... ♫

YAY-YAY!!

♫ Come on, baby, let me know! ♫

Uh... Are those things on, or am I wasting my time?

11-18-09 12:44pm (new)

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RCL no. 862 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-01-06

Damn!

I know it may be redundant saying this...

...but, staring at your tits is giving me a major BONER!

I can see that!

11-18-09 12:52pm (new)

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RCL no. 1039 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
4-21-06

Um... Can I just..?

You know.. Just... Uhhh... Um...

SPIT IT OUT!

...poke your left tit?

AGAIN? Okay. Go ahead. Sheeeeesh!

11-20-09 10:13am (new)

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RCL no. 1094 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-10-06

****ZAP!****

I'm so sorry, ma'am!

My phaser accidently went off, and made your tits SWELL!

Hit them again!

?!?

11-20-09 10:24am (new)

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RCL no. 1105 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
5-12-06

Hey, baby...

Nice "pumpkins"!

Takes one to know TWO!

?

11-20-09 10:28am (new)

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RCL no. 1224 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
8-08-06

A typical father-daughter conversation around the time daddy's little girl has "blossomed"...

When you're at school, or out in public, I want you to hold your arms like this...

Well, I much prefer to hold them like this...

That's fine. But, I insist you hold them like THIS...

I'm glad you insist, but I'm gonna hold them like THIS...

YOU'RE NOT FUCKING LISTENING, YOU SKANKY, LITTLE WHORE! I SAY YOU WILL HOLD THEM LIKE THIS!!!

AND, I SAY I'M GONNA HOLD THEM LIKE THIS, YOU OVER-THE-HILL, FAT-ASSED MOTHEFUCKER!!!

11-20-09 1:10pm (new)

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RCL no. 1249 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
9-05-06

I say... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me a third time... MURDER/SUICIDE!

Check out the tits on Phreaky!

DAAAAAAAMMMN!

11-20-09 1:20pm (new)

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RCL no. 1372 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-02-07

Move your hands...

Move your hands...

I'm not going to move my hands so you can check out my ass, Jesus.

Damn.

11-20-09 2:00pm (new)

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RCL no. 1395 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
1-23-07

Whoops!

Ouch!

I'm so sorry, ma'am!

Watch where your going with that samurai sword, dumbass!

Right in the butthole! What are the odds of that?

Now, I won't be able to have sex for at least a month!

11-20-09 2:05pm (new)

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RCL no. 1452 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-09-07

Next on TNT... "Blind Cop Justice". Tonight's episode: "Blind Cop BUST-ice"

[scribble, scribble]

So is this a big "bust", officer? (hee hee hee)

It's just a citation, ma'am.

No. I mean, DO YOU THINK I'M BUSTED?

Again, you'll probably just pay a small fine, ma'am.

Are you BLIND? I'm talking about my CHEST, asshole!

11-20-09 7:06pm (new)

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RCL no. 1464 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-29-07

LAND HO!!

What are you- a sailor or something?

Nope. I just calls them as I sees them...

So, then you're calling me a..?

LAND HO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!

11-20-09 7:09pm (new)

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RCL no. 2098 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
11-24-09

Blah!

I vant to suck your...

Blood?

That, too.

11-24-09 1:42pm (new)

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Groovy! - This really happened to ME! by edoggydog
3-09-06

Baby... I want you to take me to bed and work me like an immigrant seamstress!

Groovy!

But this time, make sure "it" is fully ENGORGED!

Okay... I'm just afraid that I'll pass out from the MASSIVE transfer of blood from my brain in order to make something so HUGE completely ERECT!

FWOOMP!!

Well, I'll be...

Huh? What just happened?

11-30-09 10:55am (new)

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RCL no. 2109 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-05-09

"Hmmm... Let's see. Phreaky and a chimp in a classroom..."

"Phreaky and a chimp in a classroom..."

Well..?

"Give me a minute, guys... I'm trying to come up with a funny scenario for Phreaky and a chimp in a classroom."

While we're waiting for RCLG to think up a premise for this comic, how about we go to the janitor's closet and you let me "monkey around" with your boobs?

Sure.

12-05-09 1:46pm (new)

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RCL no. 2115 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
12-23-09

Holy fucking SHIT! Who the hell was that?

My ex-boyfriend...

So, why did he kick me in the NUTS?

He probably thinks we're dating or something...

But, I just came in to change out the beer taps... I don't even KNOW you! Ow! Ow! Ow!

12-23-09 11:51am (new)

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RCL no. 2130 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-11-10

Look, Phreaky. I know you're willing to do ANYTHING to make this relationship work...

...but you don't have to pretend you have no arms by holding them behind your back. I love you just the way you are!

I wish you would have told me that before I had my hands stapled to my ass!

God, how I wish I had arms so I can huge fondle those zeppelins she's got parked on her chest!

2-11-10 6:48pm (new)

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RCL no. 2134 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
2-24-10

"Nice BULBS, Phreaky!"

Thank you!

But, I can't take all the credit... These beauties were passed down generation after generation by the women in my family.

Or, did you mean the ornaments on the tree?

2-24-10 9:24am (new)

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ArtemisStrong

Dug up a pic. Here ya' go:

Shit that's creepy

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3-06-10 12:12am (new)

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I'm fairly certain I threw that one, along with my own avatar, together using reference photos (see: tracing). What you see in her avatar is effectively traced from a real photo of her. I no longer have the original photo nor the photoshop file of the trace, but that is a fairly accurate representation of her.

And yes, she's damn hot.

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3-06-10 5:55am (new)

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RCL no. 2141 by RandomComicLayoutGuy
3-09-10

And, I say... NO to nuclear power! NO to big oil! No to evil health insurance companies! NO to Guantamino Bay..!

NO to pet spay and neutering! NO to oversized SUVs! NO to born-again Muslims! NO to all-night laundromats! No to-

Is there anything you say YES to?

Those big ol' titties parked on your chest, BOYYYY!