Evolution

That's offensive as hell. Where the hell is Darwin? I'm gonna kick that white boys ass!

by Lord_Vodek, 2-01-10

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Tribute to squidrabies by Lord_Vodek 2-08-10

Today my gas station tried to kill me What happened? It blew itself up while I was in it because I went to a differant station last week Did you survive?  No  That's intense

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Happy Birthday Sis by Lord_Vodek 2-10-10

My sister's birthday is on Valentine's day really? Yeah Is she single? She's turning 6

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A look in the mirror

My vag looks like that? No wonder guys run away

by Lord_Vodek, 2-12-10

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NEED INPUT! JOHNNY5 IS ALIVE NEED INPUT!

 

Religious Disscussion with Fang and Jesus? by Lord_Vodek 2-24-10

I've been thinking lately everyone says christianity is the only true path if that was true God would give me a sign Wow...Ok you win I'll give Christianity a try Hmmm I wonder if he does signs in strip clubs...

Religious Discussion With Fang and Raven by Lord_Vodek 2-24-10

Well my father is happy now So you finally gave in and became Christian Yes, for better or for worse I am following the word of Christ You do know you can't wear goth clothes anymore right? Want to go sacrifice a goat? That lasted a long time...

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Religous Discussion with Fang and Raven by Lord_Vodek 2-28-10

You know how most people dread telling their parents they are wiccan? Yes Well I have the same problem But your parents are wiccan I know I'm afraid to tell them I'm christian

 

Am I improving?

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Relationships by Lord_Vodek 3-01-10

I don't know how to handle it man Handle what? I'm madly in love with her, And she knows it and she loves me too but she doesn't want to hurt me... That sucks man What should I do? Just shut the fuck up and find a hooker already

 

Whoops meant to post that one the second time...

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Still Warm by Lord_Vodek 3-01-10

Hmm I wonder Yep, still warm Well no ones watching

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Religous Discussion With Fang and Raven by Lord_Vodek 3-07-10

I'm in my crushes church drama Really? What part are you playing A demon Really sounds like the perfect roll for you I think they are trying to tell me something because the Youth Pastor knows I'm a wiccan You get stuck in the wierdest situations

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Since you seem to crave feedback... I think your Fang & Raven series is one of your weakest.  You're better off sticking to stuff like

Relationships by Lord_Vodek 3-01-10

I don't know how to handle it man Handle what? I'm madly in love with her, And she knows it and she loves me too but she doesn't want to hurt me... That sucks man What should I do? Just shut the fuck up and find a hooker already

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I have to agree with not_Scyess. That one is funny as fuck. And I know about funny fucks. I once dated a clown with a speech impediment!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

He does listen by Lord_Vodek 3-10-10

If god is real he should smite me right no- Umm sir, you're leaning on the "Smite" button Oh Whoops

 

Thought of this at church

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Ha!  I like.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I agree with the one who isn't Scyess.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Thanks I try maybe too hard...but I try...Am  I improving at all?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

I think on some you're trying too hard or rushing yourself, but overall I think you've improved.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

How am I on the series'? Which ones are good which ones are bad which are ok? I think Religious Discussion With Fang and Raven and The ones with me and my friend in arcade are good...But I wrote them so that's me. What are my good series'?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

What I find funny is adding snark to things. Cynicism, snark, pissiness, sarcasm, etc.

An example would be, for me: I would have loved to have seen God say "Fuck em" in the last box. Or  "No, I just farted" or silly shit like that.

Stuff that's just completely "wrong" works for me, too.  Masturbation to aborted fetuses, nuns moonlighting as stripper ninjas, Sarah Palin brand inflatable sheep (if someone can explain this one to me in comic form I'll die shitting my pants -- with glee, mind you)

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

God goes to Church

Bless me father for I have sinned Scandelous

by Lord_Vodek, 3-11-10

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Lord_Vodek

I think you're trying too hard to get feedback.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The Adventures of Captain Greek by Lord_Vodek 3-15-10

You've saved the world again Captain Greek Yes I did You're a real hero Yes I am Do you have a Pinecone stuck up your ass? Yes I do

 

How is it? 

 

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not_Scyess

I think you're trying too hard to get feedback.

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What he said.  Just post the comics.  If it really catches our eye, good or bad, we'll say so; you don't have to keep asking for it.  You want to know what works?  Look at your user info and look at what's gotten the highest rating/most votes.  Keep doing that.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

I think you're trying too hard to get feedback.

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What he said.  Just post the comics.  If it really catches our eye, good or bad, we'll say so; you don't have to keep asking for it.  You want to know what works?  Look at your user info and look at what's gotten the highest rating/most votes.  Keep doing that.

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Yes, what he said about something being said on somethingorotherthingy. I concur!

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...and if you liked that one, here's a link to my other stupid shit.

Religous Discussion With Fang and Raven (Sort Of) by Lord_Vodek 3-19-10

Today I lost my virginity at a church event right out side the youth pastors sleeping area You were a virgin? Yeah...But not anymore... He was a virgin? Are you ok? He was a virgin?

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CC:448 Duck by Lord_Vodek 3-21-10

Ummm That's not cool...What about roast duck? Duck?

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