My Boo by UncleTerwilliger 8-25-10

In life, I was a black person--killed unjustly for the color of my skin. Tonight, I'm going to take you on a journey of self discovery and introduce you to three ghosts who will save your life. Really? Nah...I'm mostly just going to follow you around calling you a "nigger" while you're trying to sleep.

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Have you ever noticed how Massachusetts looks like a drunk Possum passed out against a dumpster?

For the racist who has everything.

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Shhhh...I know.

Adolph and Stampy by PennyDreadful 8-13-10

Is it true what they say about Elephants? I don't know how that rumor even got started. No. Elephants do NOT hate black people.

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Shhhh...I know.

I thought I'd put in my own entry to boost the number:

RCL no. 2335 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-26-10

What the..? WHO LEFT A DEAD NIGGER IN THE STORAGE ROOM? I DIDN'T SEE A SIGN OUT FRONT THAT SAYS, "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"! "The corpse is Japanese, not African-American. He's only black because he burnt to death in a house fire." Oh. WELL, I DIDN'T SEE A SIGN OUTSIDE THAT SAYS, "DEAD NIPPER STORAGE", EITHER!

Sally Says a Bad Word by biped 8-26-10

Mommy, Billy's acting retarded, and-- SALLY! That's not a very nice word to use! Now you just march to your room, young lady! I'm surprised at Sally. She was tattling on Billy just now, and-- Oh, for fuck's sake, what's that goofy little retard done this time? Gah-gah...buh... mmppllff...(drool) Sorry, Billy. Mommy wouldn't let me call Poison Control.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Retardation: The state of becoming retarded by Lord_Vodek 8-26-10

Soon we will destroy this pathetic planet Yeah it's 33% Retarded 33% Religious and the rest are at war So it's 66% retarded? Isn't that what I just said?

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Resident Masochist & Adrenaline Junkie -I'm probably not god but you should worship me just in case-

Thank you all for all your entries.  Most of them were really RETARDED!  But the most retarded was this one from Biped:

Politically Indirect by biped 8-20-10

Wow, this old road really needs to be re-tarred... I heard that, you insensitive bastard. You're under arrest. In this business, you have to keep abreast of current-- (gasp) The misogynist pig said "a breast." Good thing I have Gloria fucking Allred on speed dial. I don't get it. All I did was say the word "re-tarred." Oh? Well, my son happens to be "differently able", so fuck you, faggot.

I smiled at "re-tarred".  Chuckled at "differently able".  Then, fell out of my chair laughing at "..so fuck you, faggot!"  I don't know why.  I guess it has a certain rhythm to it...

Congrats, Biped.  You are the biggest retard*!

*This means you've won.

Thanks!  I will do my best to live up to this great honor. 

I'll get a new contest up as soon as the tiny Mel Gibsons come out and help me think of one.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.