Matthew is just so zen.

drink some bug spray. ah redmeat, is there anything you don't know?

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if at first you don't succeed, re-define success

I'm also Neovid, fuck, Alcoynae, Wirthling and Brad!

If you were the real NeoVid, you would remember that the "V" in that name is capitalized.

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Get it right!

quote:

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"Only a blockhead ever wrote except for money."

-Mark Twain

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CURSE YOU DR PEDANTIC!!!

I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE!!

oh wait....

I'm a minister now, I could just smite your ass!

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Dad was flammable

Welcome back, Doctor. It's been a while.

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Hmm. I thought it weas Mark Twain. (Samuel Langhorn
Clemens.)

You darned net.pedantics shuh do keep me on mah toes! Heh!

And yes, I have read Boswell's "Life of Johnson."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I also have a first edition of that, (Boswell's Life of Johnson) on my bookshelf.. Isn't that cool? Doesn't that just fucking make you green? Doesn't that just make you want to wrap your cheap, loose, easy-as-piss lips around my big, fat net cock and suck it, suck it, suck it?????

Yeah, me neither.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.