RCL no. 3275 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-19-12

Hey, Anders... Hey, Stickboy... Whatcha doing? Mocking you! Ha, ha! Because I am armless!

RCL no. 3279 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-22-12

Armless Anders unclear on the concept: So, this is Armageddon? Well, that's disappointing... I thought Armageddon meant I'd be "gettin' an arm"!

RCL no. 3281 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-23-12

I have to say, Stickboy, you did a great job hanging my motivational posters! How much do I owe you? Fifty bucks. I'm a little light on cash right now... Do you take credit cards? No, but you can just write me a check. With what? My penis? Sorry. Forgot.

Groovy! - Pablew it! by edoggydog 12-26-12

Sure, I'll tell you why my date last night with Phreaky went sideways... Groovy! "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" What? I was told women like a man with a sense of humor, but I probably shouldn't have worn my novelty condom. At least, you got to see those 44-DD's jiggle!

RCL no. 3308 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-20-13

Say, are you a real pirate? No, I'm a bicycle, moron! I'm not a Mormon, but I do see them riding around on bicycles. What the flunk are you talking about? I tried riding a bicycle once, but since I don't have arms to hold the handlebars, I kept crashing into my neighbor's Datsun!

RCL no. 3332 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-13

Mr. Fireman? Can you come move my friend out of the middle of the street? "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY PULLING THIS FAMILY OUT OF A BURNING PACER? WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING MOVE HIM??" With what? My penis? Or better yet, my butt crack!

RCL no. 3345 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-17-13

Armless Anders and Sue Anne survive Armegeddon... It looks like we're the only ones left! What do we do now? I'll go forage for some food, and you build us a shelter. With what? My PENIS?? Yeah. OKAY!!

RCL no. 3333 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-08-13

Mr. Fireman? Can you come get my cat out of the tree? "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO RE-ATTACH THIS HOBO'S ARM? WHY DON'T YOU PULL HIM OUTTA THE FUCKING TREE??" With what? My penis? *mew* Never mind! Where can we get some eats up in this bitch?

Groovy! - Mangindo by edoggydog 12-05-07

Dude... I just read a few of Mandingo's latest comics! Groovy! Now, if you'll excuse me, I hafta go use your bathroom... By my guest.

Here's my contribution to the series:

Armless Anders by four_legged_tripod 3-26-13

Hey you stupid cunt! What the hell do you think your problem is?! Geez. What's up with Anders? Foul mood I guess. How come? He just doesn't have a humerus bone in his body.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Groovy! - Rock, Paper, Never Mind.... by edoggydog 4-13-13

What the hell are Armless Anders and Melty doing? They're playing rock-paper-scissors... Groovy! We tie again! *sigh*

RCL no. 3403 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-20-13

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RCL no. 3422 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-13-13

Hey, Uncle Anders... Do you want to spar with me? You know I'm armless, yes? Of course! So, what you're really saying is you want to use my face for a punching bag... Pretty much. OKAY!!

RCL no. 2476 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-25-11

Armless Anders tries out for the lead role in a off-Broadway production of Grease... ♫ I got chi-i-i-i-i-lls... ...they're SUBTRACTING! ♫ Wrong! Try again... ♫ I got chi-i-i-i-i-lls... ...they're doing LONG DIVISION! ♫ I'll give you a hint: the last word begins with "multi"... ♫ I got chi-i-i-i-i-lls... ...they're MULTI-TASKING! ♫ NEXT!!

Groovy! - It's all in the preposition... by edoggydog 6-17-13

No, no, no... It wasn't a vacation from hell... Can I get an ice tea, my good man? SUCK MY DICK!! ...it was a vacation in hell! Groovy!

RCL no. 3456 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-29-13

How's this? Perfect! Thanks for coming over and moving the fish bowl for me... If, I had arms, I'd hug you! If, you had arms, you wouldn't have needed me to drive fifty miles to come move the fish bowl in the first place, dipshit!

RCL no. 3458 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-30-13

Hey, Jim... Call me kooky, but I think you might have a roach problem. *BUUUUUUURP* Yup! Where can I get some bacon grease up in this bitch?

RCL no. 3463 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-01-13

...and the best thing about not having arms, kids, is that the nun can't rap me on my knuckles with a ruler when I'm bad! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I can still jam said ruler so far up your ass, you'll be able to take measure-ments with your tongue! How long has she been standing behing me?

RCL no. 64 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-10-05

Oh, gawd! *URP!* HURRY UP, GUYS! I'm feeling shick! [Braaaaappppp!!] I THINK HE'S GONNA BLOW!! Ahhhhhh... I feel much better now! [hic] Never mind! It was a false alarm!

RCL no. 67 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-10-05

Dude... Is this fookin' rad or what! No, it's not "rad"! We're stuck here on the Moon! Yeah... But, check out the awesome view of Earth, man! View, schmiew! We're marooned, I tell you! MAROONED!! Right on! "Songs About Jane" rocks, dude! What we have here is failure to communicate!

RCL no. 3499 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-05-13

Hi, Mr. Hand! How you doing? I'm so lonely, Armless Anders! Why? 'Cause I ain't got no body! Ha, ha! Good one, Mr. Hand! I wasn't joking, you unfeeling prick!

RCL no. 3502 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-09-13

You gotta pretty mouth, Anders. Why, thank you! Growing up, my mother impressed upon me the importance of good oral hygiene! Funny, you mention "oral"... Ha, ha! Wait. WHAAAAAAAAT??

RCL no. 3510 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-14-13

Mom? I'm going to bed now... MOM! I'M GOING TO BED NOW!! "I'll come in there and pull back the covers for you in a minute, Anders." Thanks, Mom!

RCL no. 3513 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-16-13

Ow! Ow! OW! Whatcha doing, Stickboy? Pounding a nail into my head, Anders... Looks like fun! Wanna give it a try? Nahhhh... I don't have arms. Besides, you look like you're doing well all by yourself!