The "Gud Book" Entry 26 by Makin_d_bacon 5-07-18

My take on Revelation 16: 4-7 What's that guy with the bowl doing? Looks like he's making a proclamation while he dumps out a bowl of... Yuk! What is this? A swim party for 12 year old girls? Must be! I think it's mostly "O" Positive! The "Tree Huggers" will have a field day with THIS one, Lord!

The "Gud Book" Entry 27 by Makin_d_bacon 5-08-18

My take on Leviticus 11:7 Those Rabbis want to know what food is forbidden to eat! Ya mean, like an example? Yeah! Something, unclean, filthy, low and gross! OK...OK...let me think on it! So here we are, even today! 50% interest on my loan? HA! You can just EAT ME, Ezrah! You know God won't let me!

The "Gud Book" Entry 28 by Makin_d_bacon 5-09-18

My take on Luke 1: 5-25 Listen up Zechariah, your wife is gonna have a kid! What? No way! The old bat is ancient! WAY! And since you're being a faithless "Weisenheimer" God is gonna strike you mute till the baby comes. Yeah right...like THAT"S gonna hap.... .... ..... ..... .... ...... ........????? Twelve Months Later...... Vy is it, lil Johnny, you do nothing but cry, cry, cry all the time? Ever think it's all them "honey soaked locusts" you force feed me? Oy vey!

The "Gud Book" Entry 29 by Makin_d_bacon 5-11-18

My take on Luke 15:4 Baa? There you are! I've been searching all over for you! Hey...a lamb's gotta do what a lamb's gotta do. Ya feelin me? I'm just so darn happy I could spit! Now let's get back to the 99 others. Oh no, you didn't? Did too! *burp*

The "Gud Book" Entry 30 by Makin_d_bacon 5-13-18

My take on Genesis 1:1 thru 3:8 Well THIS is boring! Time to shake things up! Better! But it still needs a few more touches to make things interesting! ...so if I get Eve to eat the apple then I get to have the run of this place, right? Yup...but the catch is ya gotta be disguised as a snake. Capisce?

The "Gud Book" Entry 31 by Makin_d_bacon 5-15-18

My take on Matthew 3: 13-17 All ye seeking baptism come to me, John the Baptizer! Ooh, ooh....Do me! Do me! Ooh, ooh! But tiz I that should be baptized by YOU, oh Lord! First ya GOTTA do me, but I just did my hair; thus, the head gear! Now get on with it!

The "Gud Book" Entry 32 by Makin_d_bacon 5-19-18

My take on Genesis 19: 15-26 So...ya gonna do it? You're darn right! I told Lot & his family to get out and not look back! Ya think they'll ALL leave without looking back? Sodom & Gomorrah are known as "Party Cities", ya know! Let's just say..."looking back" isn't advisable! Say Abraham, ya seen my wife? Last time I saw her our family was leaving Sodom! Oy vey, LOT! She looked back! Right now a herd of deer are licking her.

The "Gud Book" Entry 33 by Makin_d_bacon 5-21-18

My take on Joshua 6: 1-5 So, you're gonna knock down the walls around Jericho, eh Pops? That's the plan, Sonny boy! However, I got sort of a manpower problem. Oy Vey! So God wants I should march the army around Jericho and then blast the trumpets vit our best trumpet players! Trumpets? What's "Trumpet's", Joshua? Plus...we got no Trumpet Players! Call up Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Dizzy Gallespi, Wynton Marsalis, Clifford Brown & Chet Baker, why don't cha? With WHAT? Mr. Peabody's "Way Forward" Machine?

The "Gud Book" Entry 34 by Makin_d_bacon 5-23-18

My take on Ephesians 4: 8-10 So what's the delay? Be patient! He's on his way! Oy vey! Die, already! "...it is finished! Sheol: Land of the Dead So THIS is "Sheol", huh? Kinda Sapartan, ain't it? Aw...stop yer complaining! You're only here for 2 or 3 days!

The "Gud Book" Entry 35 by Makin_d_bacon 5-26-18

Another take on Genesis 6: 8 Where did this water come from all the sudden? Beats me. Maybe THAT guy knows! Say, ain't HE the guy that...... ...always called Noah CRAZY for predicting 40 days of rain? Oy vey! Don't remind me!

Imagine THAT by JoeBlough 4-18-19

At home with Makin_d_bacon.... How in the heck can NetFlix list "Passion of the Christ" under Horror Movies? ...because it was extremely HORRIBLE, THAT'S why, d_bacon! Oh well. I guess ya needed to be there!

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