Empty joke by TheElPaso 12-19-01

Hey. Hey. So, what kind of music you like too listen to? I like metal, such as KoRn, Limp Biz...

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CC87: Smoking Endorsements by fpd 12-19-01

Nothing says romance like lighting a lady's cigarette. Nothing says distinction like lighting up a pipe.

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CC87: You have the right to remain silent by fpd 12-19-01

What are you doing? I'm playing with my girlfriend's pussy. Would you like to play with my pussy too? I sure would! I love pussies!

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CC87 - do not feed the trolls by lara7 12-19-01

I have a confession. I've been trolling the forums under an assumed name. I have a confession, too. I've been ICQing all the trolls pretending to be a very amorous attitudechicka. See, it's funny you say that, because when I was logged in as ComicBoy, she totally hit on me and told me all about her.. Dude! That was me! But don't worry, I'll never tell the others about that Leather Clown fantasy of yours.

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CC 87 by Wirthling_Sucks 12-20-01

*unf*unf*unf*unf*unf*unf* *unf*unf*unf*unf*unf*SQUIRT* Uh oh Sorry Kajun. Looks like you lost this round of the Biscuit Game.

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Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

CC87 - The Union by Wirthling_Sucks 12-20-01

So i said to him "Those Rotor Turbines arent going to generate Gravitons by themselves" Ha Ha Ha You know Bob , the Union says we need to give up doing this joke. Its time to move on . I agree . Lets start doing Decepticon jokes instead .....KER-TRANS-FORM!

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Crazy Little Thing Called Love.

CC87 by Mister_E 12-20-01

TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE "CLONING MACHINE" NOOOOOOOO. Tobor is in the cloning machine and has hit the start button. The world is doomed. Unless the only one who can help does.

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CC 87: Are you sure you want to know? by Drexle 12-20-01

Andy, I have a question. Yeah? Have you ever lost the biscuit game on purpose?

Dammit, I did NOT see Wirthling_Sucks entry when I wrote this...

Excellent, my Decepticon jokes are catching on!

CC 87: Suspense by Drexle 12-20-01

Hey, I got a joke for you! How do you keep an idiot in suspense? C'mon, aren't you gonna ask me how?

Well, I was hoping that I could come up with an entry that would break my 40+ contest losing streak, but there's no point in entering after Drexle's comic.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

1 day at a party by fuck 12-20-01

yes so im an very expanisive lawer. i deel with civvil law soots manely. all so i am in propparty investmint, what do you do. i rape undfer age peepel

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sex

C.C. LXXXVII: Rite of Passage by habnem 12-20-01

Hello. My name is Fuck. Now that Crabby's abdicated this body and headed for his own user character, I thought I'd take possession. To mark this most auspicious event, I thought I'd treat you all to a retrospective of my funniest comics.

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CC 87: Damn you, menbah! by Drexle 12-20-01

Hey, did you see my entry just now? It was great! Yeah, it was pretty damn funny, habnem... but you forgot something. What are you talking about? It was perfect! Ummm... since when does fuck know how to spell?

All in the Family by israphael 12-20-01

Hi Andy, who was that cute girl I just saw you with? Oh that was my sister. You two look pretty close. Yeah, she's been with me at all the important times of my life: my first little league game, high school graduation, the night I lost my virginity, the first time I....

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Entry #2

I DO NOT SUCK............... I mean, a disasterous ending. by Mister_E 12-20-01

Hey baby. uh oh. Is he talking to me. you want to use my tool??????? Oh no! He is talking to me!!!!!! I'm going to have top get rid of him

I sorta messed up on the title.

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CC 87: Abuse by Drexle 12-20-01

Hey there, Spankling. Hi-ya, Andy. Jeez, what's up with everyone abusing me in this contest? I don't know. You know, I get that sort of thing all the time... people kicking me around, spitting on me, and humiliating me. I wonder why?

I liked fuck's comic....part of me wants to see him run a contest of his own, the other part just likes the thought of a blue monster with feet-for-ears raping "undfer age peepel".

I mean, it was called "1 day at a party" and the background shows them floating above a city, it's subtle genius!

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Hugh meets with Crabby by Mr_Jass 12-20-01

Everybody worship me, Mr Jass. I am the best ever. I DO NOT SUCK DICK! Then worship me, people who don't worship me suck dick. KER-TRANS-FORM!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Gulpy McGulp. by Mr_Jass 12-20-01

Clango is liking this much! Should be buying more girls often! lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick Uh oh Clango knew was loud too much, next time is quieter. CLANGO HAVE YOUR FRIEND BE QUIETER! YOUR NOISE HAS DISTRACTED TOBOR SO MUCH HE CAN'T FIND PEOPLE'S ASSES!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Jasshole by Mr_Jass 12-20-01

Clango, will you worship Mr Jass? The worshipping is done to the Jesus who is not you. A wiseguy, eh? We have ways of torturing those who do not worship Mr Jass. The torture me is not to be occur.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Movies in 2.5 panels by kaufman 12-21-01

Soylent Red is made of these. Soylent Blue is made of these.

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CC87: Monsters by fpd 12-21-01

Turn back before it's too late! There are monsters at the end of this strip. Don't say we didn't warn you! Turn back! Turn back! They're in the next panel! They're hideous! Hideous! Turn back now!

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well, drex, i decided to make fuck a bit more erudite for the purposes of my strip for two reasons: a) comedic irony, and b) it really really hurts me to misspell like that.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

For your enjoyment: Find all occurances of the letters T O O L adjacent to each other in this comic. I spent TOO Long working on this..

CC87 I'm going for every bonus point! by Jabizo 12-21-01

Well, Hello! Otto, old man. It has been too long since I saw you last. What are you doing in these parts? I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Like the one you have of the devil-faced rotten tomato. Olive, my girlfriend, says I need to find my wild side so... Dude! Getting a tattoo? Like that's so last year! I know a much cooler way for you to get wild and I guarantee it will leave it's mark on you too... LULU! GET OVER HERE AND BRING YOUR TOOL!! Hold on! Is this something my girlfriend will approve of? I'm not agreeing to anything that she won't also be into. Olive may be wild, but she has standards...

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde