86% Female.

I am the terror that flaps in the night...

DARKWING DUCK.

o/' when theres trouble you call DW o/'

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Let's get dangerous.

I'm roughly half Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee and half Steve "Crocodile Hunter" Irwin, but with a sprinkling of Dame Edna Everidge and a twist of Dick Smith.

Well, no, not really... Let's see...

If I am a patriarchal bastard and follow the male bloodline back, my great-great-grandfather, Antonio Salvador Dominguez, came to Australia around 1850. As far as we can work out, he was Portuguese with Spanish parents. Apart from him, I am carrying the blood of Britons, Scots, Irishmen, Germans, Frenchmen, and even one Chinese ancestor, apparently. Like most of my compatriots, I am a mutt.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

1/4 Canadian
1/4 Yankee
1/2 Confederate

In more specific categories, I am, in a haphazard guess at descending order, Irish, English, French, Scottish, German, Dutch, and Cherokee.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Just what the hell is this supposed to mean?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. - Oscar Wilde

1/4 Polish, 1/8 Irish, 5/8 English/German/Dutch/Other.

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"America loves its kings, from George III to Larry." --HJS

French,
English,
some Dutch,
some Irish,
in that order

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Why don't I see how many posting PITA has made? I only see the number of comics. This stripcreator place holds so many secrets and I must unearth them all!

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Just what the hell is this supposed to mean?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Nothing but atoms and molecules.

And some english.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

'cuz I don't yet have the honour of being a
"forum regular". I only started posting a
few days ago.
And, no one has ever unearthed ALL of my
secrets, with the exception of bunnerabb
coming darn close to... and that's how I
prefer to keep things.

: )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Er, it should show your number of posts straight off, regardless of whether you're a 'regular' or not. I think.

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Everyone whose account was made on the lowpass server, but who never posted any messages until the move away from there has something wonky in their account that prevents the boards from displaying their number of posts until brad comes along and notices the little buggy and squishes it.

cool... as a moose !

: )

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

1/4th norwegian, 1/4th irish, 1/nth (where n is >> 50)american indian, and...
sigh...
irk
(mumbles inaudibly)
...
i'm...
1/2 french

my secret shame!
don't look at me...
don't look at me!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

100% pure suckiness

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Don't go knockin' about on the French, now,
or we'll have to take this to the Fights board...

True, they can be pretty rude and don't bother
to shave where they need to, however, I claim to
keep the best parts of being French, such as
knowing how to, and, of course, French Fries,
and discard the rest.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

42% winner

56% proof

2% cumstain

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I am partially hydrogenated soybean oil with FD&C yellow #5 and dimethypolysiloxane added as an anti-foaming agent.

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What others say about boorite!

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Don't go knockin' about on the French, now,
or we'll have to take this to the Fights board...

True, they can be pretty rude and don't bother
to shave where they need to, however, I claim to
keep the best parts of being French, such as
knowing how to, and, of course, French Fries,
and discard the rest.

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Shouldn't that have been Dr. P's job?

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No names have been changed to protect the innocent, since God Almighty protects the innocent as a matter of Heavenly routine.

Yes, but Pedantic's been feeling a little off recently, it's as if some kind of strange, dumb-ass life-form has taken over his mind.

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Dad was flammable

yuo are soo rong dont mak me rapp yuo fagort.

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Get it right!