Is Crash still around? I don't think I've watched wrestling for about a year or so now... I heard recently there were a bunch of firings and refused contract renewals.

It's a unique gimmick, pity it isn't gonna work, although, if I REALLY hated these comics so much, then why am I still posting in this thread?

I guess it's like some kid walking past my house wearing a sign that says "kick me in the balls", and me just sitting here ignoring him.

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Is Crash still around? I don't think I've watched wrestling for about a year or so now... I heard recently there were a bunch of firings and refused contract renewals.

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Most of these were directed at former WCW guys who refused to wrestle for Vince. The only fired guy who ever wrestled in WWF was Essa Rios.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

DONT GET ME STARTED ON WRASSLING! by wenisinfurs 12-31-01

WHAT DO YA MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER KO KO BEE WARE!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T REMEMBER BEE BRIAN BLAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!! Sigh.... I got to get into a new hobby.... what?

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

oooowhavemercy

compundsolutionmixturesuspensionbutgoddamnitnocolloids by xpac 12-31-01

heyifiguredoutwhynobodylikesmycomicsitsbecausemycomicsarentgayenough sothistimeivefixedittobeveryfunny rarrtoborwillcornholeyou hahahalolthatssofuckingfunnyidontdeservetorunthissitesoiwillgiveittoyou

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ohandicountedthispostiscurrentlytiedforfifteenthmostrepliesonthisforumsosuckit

andifanyonehasanygoodsuggestionspleaselistthem

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ohandicountedthispostiscurrentlytiedforfifteenthmostrepliesonthisforumsosuckit

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I should just walk up to a chick and say something totally unimpressive like "My dick is tied for fifteenth smallest in the world." followed by a request to "suck it." That would probably work.

Only if you had the right funds.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

Why don't you use the space bar? Does it work on your keyboard? Do you even know what a space bar is?

It's one of those novelty places where everyone dresses up like a 70s martian, the interior is chrome and flourescently lit, and all the drinks have names like "Cosmic Coolers" "White Gazorninplats" and "Jaba-yaga the Hut."

igottwowordsforya

spacebarsareforwimps by xpac 12-31-01

suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit suckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckitsuckit thetitlesaysitallsothiscomichasnopunchline happynewyearfolksandsuckit

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Technically, you only have one word until you use the space bar.

Technically, you only have one word until you use the space bar.

I smell a regular trolling , badly.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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I smell a regular trolling , badly.

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When does that ever smell good?

Is Crash still around? I don't think I've watched wrestling for about a year or so now... I heard recently there were a bunch of firings and refused contract renewals.

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Most of these were directed at former WCW guys who refused to wrestle for Vince. The only fired guy who ever wrestled in WWF was Essa Rios.

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grand master sexay got fired for smuggling drugs across the canadian border

a good christian can quote the bible

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Yeah, but that was a year ago or so, not really "recent". Also they caught Road Dogg and Eddie Guerrerro with drugs, as I recall.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

yeah but they didnt get fired for it

eddy got put in rehab for his trouble

might have had something to do with the fact that it was the painkillers they gave him for his injured arm that he got addicted to

and brian christophers firing was nowhere near a year ago

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

istrikeagainmotherfuckers

-whatsapunchline- by xpac 1-01-02

hohomerrychristmaseverybodyexceptforthatoddfellerintheback yeahwellfuckyoutoo

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nevergiveupneversurrender

jackinoff by xpac 1-01-02

imjackinoffbecauseyouresohot letsgetoffofthesunsoyoullbelesshotandillstopjackingoff okaythen

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chokeonthatslapnuts

yodaisafag by xpac 1-01-02

yodaisafag helloeverybodyitsyourgoodfriendyoda

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dick

dothedew by xpac 1-01-02

imhorny hellohorny

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"The KKP is gonna take his keyboard , shine it up real nice , type out the words "XPacSucks" , and is gonna ram that keyboard sideways UP YOUR CANDY ASS"

(enough already. Im beginning to dislike wrestling more and more every time you create a strip)

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Damn Theems some funny comics. especially that last one, and the whatsapunchline one.

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austinandbush by xpac 1-03-02

what huh what huh ifyouwereexpectingsomethingfunnyyoushouldnthavereadmycomic what huh

payattentiontomeorillwhoopyourassboy

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