I like dead baby jokes as much as the next man. But those are lame dead baby jokes.

Example of a *good* dead baby joke: What's the difference between a refrigerator and a pile of dead babies? There's no refrigerator in my garage.

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give the guy time

he didnt know we love decent dead babies

he was treading as lightly as you can when it comes to dead baby jokes

plus he does have comics about things that arent deadbaby related

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yeah i know. It's just that, while the old "Nacho" baby joke is funny, I didn't think his were.

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give the guy time

he didnt know we love decent dead babies

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hmmm, i appear to have milk galnds in my nose thanks to you kaufman

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

dead baby jokes are all over the internet. deadbaby.com, sickjokes.com ...i like sick jokes, maybe i'll recycle a few more in strip form just so skagg has something to laugh at.

beleive me i plenty to laugh at

my life is one big fucking joke right now

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are we talking like a george carlin joke or a dead baby joke, 'cause everyone knows dead baby jokes aren't funny...

i like this one

you gots spunk boy

right there on your upper lip

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Tasteless humour can be really funny. I am a huge fan of the now broken-up Doug Anthony All Stars, possibly the most tasteless musical comedy act to ever perform to an audience. However, you can't put up ancient gags that we all heard in primary school and expect us to laugh at them. You might as well do a comic series about why the chicken crossed the road...

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its been done (:

i would post it up but i cant be fucked to look for it

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

I would have to agree with Skagg here... I undoubtedly and admittedly love sick jokes. I'm not about to criticize anyone's level of sickness after my "eating dead babies on nachos" comic. I just like my sick jokes to be somewhat funnier, fresher, and told more artfuly than the ones at the start of this thread were.

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its been done (:
i would post it up but i cant be fucked to look for it

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I enjoyed passing along dead baby jokes back in the mid-70s - when many of you were babies.

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What's your favourite, Spankling?

I like the old chestnut:

Q - What is the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

A - You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

...and the slightly less well-known...

Q - Why do babies have softspots in their heads?

A - So you can carry them around ten at a time.

Your favourites?

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That's tough... They all hit about the same groan level. And how 'bout those no-arms-no-legs jokes that were popular then too?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs?
Matt

If he's in water?
Bob

What do you do with a dog with no legs?
Take him out for a drag and lean him against a tree.

What do you call it?
Don't bother. He will not come.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What's red, screams and goes round?
A baby in a microwave.

What's black and goes round?
The same baby half an hour later.

What's red, black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear throughb her head.

What's green and red and goes 1,000 MPH in a circle?
A frog in a blender.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Cannibal stillbirth?

Dead Baby Surprise!

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Dude, check out Grandma's vericose veins!

What do you get when you slit a baby's throat?

An Orgasm.

Q: What should you do after licking a bare pussy?

A: Put it back in the cradle

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What's red, black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear throughb her head.

What's green and red and goes 1,000 MPH in a circle?
A frog in a blender.

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What's red, black and white and can't get through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear throughb her head.

What's green and red and goes 1,000 MPH in a circle?
A frog in a blender.

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Joecartoon.com. :)

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