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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I loved every one of these entries (or should I say entrees). I laugh every time I look at Spank's pic, with the fork whimsically stuck in the bleeding head of a smiling beast. Props to Skagg as well -- not just everyone would think to serve up shit on a bed of crisp lettuce (or is it kale?)

But for me it was a toss-up between Boorite and Fuzzyman. I am in awe of both of these scary talents. Boorite's karate poster and machiavellian review guide excelled both in viciousness and hilarity, while Fuzzyman's "Wirthlingware" and "Dipsy for Dinner" were ahead in terms of quality. I searched carefully for any detail that could help me decide a winner, and found it in the bottle of Mad Dog in Boorite's McDonald's ad. I decided that this is a sick, sick man, and that it might be dangerous not to humor him with a victory. Besides, when Andy suggested that Fuzzy would win it caused me to re-evaluate his work far more negatively. :D

Seriously funny shit all around, guys! Thanks for playing. Its Boo's ball now.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Its italian parsley.

only the best garnish for my shit eaters

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

So close to the Comic Cup / Comic Contest / Photo-Edit Contest Triple Crown...

...and yet so far away! :-)

Nice job, boorite. I think an axiom to the "Don't say I'm doing to win" theory is "Whenever Fuzzyman thinks he has it in the bag, boorite will kick his ass."

Hey, Kajun... maybe "Don't say I'm going to win." is my catchphrase.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

um....not that I'm not interested, but I don't know what that has to do with me really.

I think you may be mistaking me with fuck, who started the catchphrase thread.

Actually, I just need to win a Comic Cup to earn the triple crown...

perhaps Dougan will accept bribes.

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Dad was flammable

Huzzah!

Fuzzy's were so off the chart madskillswise that I ph33red for my chances.

I shall think up a new topic forthwith.

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What others say about boorite!

They were indeed mad dope phat 'n' fresh.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry, I must be confusing you with one of the other "K" people. One of 'em said that I needed a catchphrase. Wasn't fuck, though.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.