Two more...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I think we should just skip the formalities and have fuzzyman host every other photoshopping contest...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Has anyone considered an Enron-themed book?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

What better parody is there than their own ethics manual currently up for auction on eBay?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

What better parody is there than their own ethics manual currently up for auction on eBay?

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True dat.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I wish I had more time for this shit. The possibilities are endless.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I've honestly always thought that it was just a practical joke or an experiment on Hubbar's part. "Hey, let's see what happens if I try to start a religion!" And then the cash started coming in...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I saw a mug up there about their 401K program. "Who decides where to invest your retirement money? YOU DO!"

Until we freeze your account.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I saw a mug up there about their 401K program. "Who decides where to invest your retirement money? YOU DO!"

Until we freeze your account.

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I saw that too! The current bid when I looked was near $300.00. That's probably doubled that person’s retirement savings.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

thanks for fixing my picture fuzzyman, i must have fucked up somewhere

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Batman created by Bob Kane

most of these entries should be disqualified, the rules say they have to be dust jackets, these are hole books

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Batman created by Bob Kane

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Where's Linguo?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Where's Linguo?

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Linguo is at Bazillas house talking to Mr Nostalgea or whatever his name is

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I wouldn't go that far.

a) I haven't won a Photoshop contest yet, despite my best efforts.
b) These last two I've had some good ideas because they involve themes that I've worked with a lot -- advertising and graphic design. But, for example, inb the Gabe contest, nothing came to mind.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I know what you mean Fuzz, I've been kind of stumped for any ideas recently, adverts, book covers etc. My brain just can't think of anything clever at the moment.

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Dad was flammable

yeah, there arent any sick books that i can think of right now. i was considering a cheap andy's maw joke but the effort didnt seem worth it considering it would blow

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

heh

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

God damn it, fuzzyman, no one is submitting because they figure you're going to win anyway. Can't you be more like, weak, or something? Or wait until the last minute to blow everyone else off the screen?

OK, new rule: The winning entry must be submitted after this post. Let the contest begin!

(2nd new rule: I might be lying.)

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What others say about boorite!

Where's Linguo?

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Linguo is at Bazillas house talking to Mr Nostalgea or whatever his name is

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A) Mr_Nostalgia, he's still going, he may well appear with a nostalgic comic in CC 97

B) Linguo short-circuited, then demanded to be called Johnny 5, I denied this due to the confusion between him and Brad's alter-ego. When telling him this he went slighty mad, and broke Mr_Nostalgia's Carpenter's CD, Mr_Nostalgia called the gods for Ol' Blue eyes, who came down and struck Linguo (Johnny 5) with one mighty movement doing it his way. Linguo died with the final words "Johnny 5 *is* dead"

R.I.P Linguo 2002-2002

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

He got what he deserved! Good old Frank done it again though! Still having trouble flushing Linguo down the toilet though. His limbs went down, but his body refuses to shift, Wirthling, you can have it if you want?

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When you want to grin, it's time to swing.

I actually came up with an entry. Alas , im shit with all art packages ,and couldnt even use the book image that Fuzzyman created to write text on and save the image.

*sigh*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I had one in there someplace. No time for more. I'm busy being unemployed. I got turned down for 3 jobs so far this week.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

OK, you mooks, it's time to judge. But first, let me inflict upon you one of these that I did back when our management suggested that we all read that stupid Fish book:

Alright, then. I almost gave it to Kaufman for making a Klein bottle joke. That right there should be enough to win in a just world. But this is not a just world. And I might have given it to Itsclark if I did not hold the Church of Scientology in the highest possible esteem, but as it was I bristled at the suggestion that it is all "a load of crap," "a murderous racket," and "a pathetic cult whose only purpose is to hoover all the cash out of lonesome morons' bank accounts." Wait, I made up those last two.

Blah blah blah. We all know who's going to win this one:

fuck!

Just kidding. He didn't enter. The winner is that one man avalanche of mad skillz, fuzzyman. Which entry won it? I dunno. Pick one.

The only reason I didn't rob you, fuzzyman, is so I wouldn't have to face you in the next go-round. Forward!

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What others say about boorite!

I have this habit of getting my entries into contests quickly, because I think my ideas are so obvious that I'd better post 'em before someone else does.

Damn, boorite, did I really scare everyone away? I thought this was a great idea for a photo-edit contest... I'm surprised that there weren't a lot more entries.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.