OK, you mooks, it's time to judge. But first, let me inflict upon you one of these that I did back when our management suggested that we all read that stupid Fish book:

Alright, then. I almost gave it to Kaufman for making a Klein bottle joke. That right there should be enough to win in a just world. But this is not a just world. And I might have given it to Itsclark if I did not hold the Church of Scientology in the highest possible esteem, but as it was I bristled at the suggestion that it is all "a load of crap," "a murderous racket," and "a pathetic cult whose only purpose is to hoover all the cash out of lonesome morons' bank accounts." Wait, I made up those last two.
Blah blah blah. We all know who's going to win this one:
fuck!
Just kidding. He didn't enter. The winner is that one man avalanche of mad skillz, fuzzyman. Which entry won it? I dunno. Pick one.
The only reason I didn't rob you, fuzzyman, is so I wouldn't have to face you in the next go-round. Forward!
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