Pimp Extraordinaire Tooth-G On Suffragists by gabe_billings 3-04-01

We here at Lowpass would like to take a minute to mention that there's nothing funny about domestic violence, although these comics portray it as humorous. More than 175,000 women are victim to violence in the home each year, and this number is growing constantly. If we could a.... WHAM! My head... Shit, bitch. If the man Tooth-G woulda been 'round with Susan B. we wouldn't be dealin' with any a this shit. Soon's I find me a time machine I fix it all up.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Nah.... Shoot, Gabe, that "Going home to mother" gag is older than dirt. It's been used in marriage comedies, sitcoms, radio shows and bedroom farces since time in memorial. I mean, you highjacked my whole motherfucking strip idea, charaters, premise and all... but the "going home to mother" thing? That's old hat, bro. :- )

*giggle*

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Your move, Gabe. :- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The Relationship Test: Question #8 by gabe_billings 3-05-01

Your wife lays down the law about your computing habits. Honey, you spend almost as much time on that Lowpush thingie as you do at work. You're gonna have to choose; it or me. That's an easy choice, dear. Do you take the diplomatic route? I'm so sorry. I've made my last comic and hung up my Lowpass hat. That a boy! Let's go watch 'When Harry Met Sally' again. Or the more severe? ... So that's when I chopped her up in the meat grinder and fed her to the cat. I got the idea from an old Twilight Zone. It had to be done.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ah... I love computing from work. We just got new PCs today and I was downloading the trial version of Flash 5. 18.5Mb in about 30 seconds. And I thought the DSL line at my house was zippy.

How great would it be to have assloads of money so you could hook up a line like that to your house? I wonder what Jerry Yang and Bill Gates have for surfing the web.

If I had silly money I'd spend it on pointless things. Like hooking up an 2.5Gbit/s OC48 to an SGI supercomputer in my bathroom so I could surf the web really really fast while I was taking a dump.

That'd be cool.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

**makes a note to wash his hands after reading any of Gabe's comics**

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

*Flush*

All done!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Aaaaaha haha haaaahhaa.

Creator Interview #1: gabe_billings by Bottlerockett 3-05-01

We're here with gabe_billings, famed author of more than 600 Lowpass strips! Hey, bottlerockett, it's great to be here! So our readers are wondering where you get all the free time to create such great strips, and at such GREAT quantity..? If I told you I'd have to kill you. Hahah. But seriously... OK, straight onto the killin's!

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Creator Interview #1: Gabe Billings Part 2 by gabe_billings 3-06-01

So this is the matter-duplicator, huh? This is what lets you crank out so many strips? That's right, b.r. There are actually twelve of us working on comics at any given time. Let me introduce you to some of the boys. This is number eight. He is our filthmonger and does any comics that need that extra edge to them. Hey number one, you piss-drinking donkey-felching sapsucker. Choked down any cocks lately? And this is number two. He was the first clone and we had a little problem with the transfiguration. Just don't make any loud noises. I can't find my socks...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Hey, anyone care to see me lose again? This is all I could think of... I've been up for around 36 hours and I've been listening to a combination of Parappa the Rapper, Badly Drawn Boy, Baha Men, and Wu-Tang Clan.

Comic Contest #XII: White rapper's nightmares. by Bottlerockett 3-11-01

Rap cap nap! I'm Smooth Money B, and I talk much smack! If you step to me I'm gonna pull the trigga and leave you layin' there like Tupac my n-- You betta' check yo'self befo' I wreck yo'self, and if you finish that rhyme yo' ass be mine! Shit..!

As a side note, I made a thing on EZboard. Forgive me for not remembering how to do the html UBB code.
http://pub16.ezboard.com/bjuxtaposed36728

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Shit, I posted it to the wrong thread!

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If I had silly money I'd spend it on pointless things. Like hooking up an 2.5Gbit/s OC48 to an SGI supercomputer in my bathroom so I could surf the web really really fast while I was taking a dump.
That'd be cool.

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Oooh, a bandwagon! Can I have a ride?

The Relationship Test: Question #9 by DexX 3-19-01

Your wife asks you THAT question... Honey... do you think I should try to lose some weight? oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit You could be truthful... Agh, the pain... so much blood... help me! For the love of God! Call me "fat" will you, motherfucker. Now, where are those secateurs... ...or you could be diplomatic... *choke* What did I say wrong? I said you were perfect... *gag - spit* ...just the way you are... *cough* Please get a compress to stop the bleeding... Bastard! You want to keep me just like I am, hold me back, never let me improve myself... I'm calling my mother! She can hold you still while I kick you...

I have another one forming in my head... no, wait, that's a tumour... oh, there's a comic in there too. I'll post it when it forms fully.

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The Relationship Test: Question #10 by DexX 3-19-01

You are about to get your first week off work for three years, when your wife comes to you with this "suggestion"... Hey, honey, I told my mother that we would be spending the week at her place! Must.... kill.... Would you turn it around? I think you should go alone, spend some quality time with your mother. I would only get under your feet. Oh, angel, you're so considerate. You're right - mum would love being "one of the girls" with me. ...or perhaps not... ...and that's when I starting sending her to her mother's, one piece at a time, Your Honour.

OK, that should satiate my need to ride the bandwagon...

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