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Draconias
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CC 99: Memorial Day by Draconias
2-10-02
You know what this Holiday really needs?
What?
A deity.
Hey you, kid! Will you be our deity for Memorial Day?
Me? Really? Oh I'd be a perferct War God! In my game Star Trek the Gathering, I'm a level fifty eight Klingon Warlord!

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"Hit me" "18" "Hit me" "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me"

2-10-02 4:24pm (new)
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xpac
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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If this is still a comic contest, I have an entry.
The True Meaning Of Christmas by xpac
2-10-02
I think Christmas is about the birth of Jesus, and celebration.
I disagree, I think Christmas is about sharing and happiness.
No, I think Christmas is about giving presents.
I think Christmas is about doing what huge conglomerate corporations tell you to do.
I think you all suck.

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we're sending our love down the WE-ELL-ELL-ELL! WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

2-10-02 4:25pm (new)
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Draconias
Stripcreator Newbie

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Argeed...I second that

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"Hit me" "18" "Hit me" "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me"

2-10-02 4:27pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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CC 99: Have a Happy Hallmark Day by BigEvilDan
2-10-02
I'm on to your little plan. Hallmark Day isn't a religous holiday. You just invented it to sell greeting cards!
Sir, I swear--
You dare question me, mortal?! Hallmark Day is the most sacred day in my creation!!
Holy fuck, is that God?! I'm sorry I ever doubted you!
No apology necessary. Just make sure to purchase a card on the way out.
Getting that speaker installed in the roof is the best money I ever spent.

Hopefully the use of "God" counts, even if he just electronics.

CC 99: Holiday Weekend by BigEvilDan
2-10-02
It's time to remember the true meaning of Simcoe Day.
Remembering Lord John Graves Simcoe, the first Lieutenant-Governor of Upper Canada?
Fuck no. I'm talking about getting another long weekend in the middle of summer.

Fun Fact: Simcoe Day is celebrated in Ontario on the first Monday of August. I've lived there all my life, and it wasn't until last summer that I even knew it was called "Simcoe Day", let alone that it was actually dedicated to someone.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

2-10-02 7:42pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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I just want to point out that the information about Samhain and Druids in this strip is inaccurate. Here are some links on the truth about Samhain and the Druids:

The myth of Samhain: Celtic god of the dead

Celtic Druidism

Who were the Druids?

Basically, Samhain is the name of the holiday, not the name of any Celtic god of the dead. Its name means Summer's end. The charges against Druids of committing human sacrifice are very suspect, and modern-day Druids do not commit any human sacrifice.


I got the info from a random site, just like the Kwanzaa strip.

I personaly don't really know in-depth to much about pagan mysticism, but as a fundie we explain it as "the devil and his fallen angels have many faces".

In England on the other hand, I hear that the number of people involved in "old" religions is actualy greater than those into christianity. Scary(to some, if saying its scary offends you :p)

2-10-02 7:51pm (new)
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SatanSatanSatan
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it doesnt toally belong, but...

Jesus in a can. by SatanSatanSatan
2-10-02
Channel 23, WADL in detroit, 3:30am.
For ages, there have been great miracles...
The birth of man, The discovery of fire...
AND NOW, the fat-stomper plus! Burns weight while you sit on your ass and watch TV, scarfing down Chili Dogs! Order Now for only 5 payments of $39.99! Call 1-800-iam-lard, thats 1-800-426-5273!

2-10-02 9:21pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Brilliant!

2-10-02 9:26pm (new)
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Haxx0r_K1ng
Junior Comic Technician

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H0|_1D@Y F0R TEH NE\/\/ M1|_|_3|\||\|1UM!!! by Haxx0r_K1ng
2-10-02
G00d e\/en1ng, my subjexxt0rz. 1 @m here t0 g1ve j00 @ll @n 1mp0rt@nt @nn0uncement.
\/\/e @re fast @ppr0@ching a t1me 0f celebr@t10n. 1n @ mere +hree d@ys, j00 w1ll celebr@ate "H@ppy H@xx0rz D@y."
1 w1ll r1de @ll 0ver teh intrr@web 0n +he b@ck 0f my re1ndeer, c0llect1ng tr1butes 0f ch0c0late eggz @nd v@lentine comix!
And if you don't show the King your proper love, I'll make poo-poos on your porches.

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

2-10-02 10:04pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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A Reminder from Elmer and Bugs by kaufman
2-11-02
Be vewwy quiet. Disguised as a kangawoo, I'ww kiww dat scwewy wabbit!
Hey, Doc, if the fourth week of April is National Secretaries' Week, what does that make all the other 51 weeks of the year?
Weww, dey would be National Non-Sequitawies' Weeks.
Right, and to remind you of the proper way to celebrate it, here are the non-sequitory donkeys!
Always wash with a warm, moist rag.
Remember, you can never use too many semicolons.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

2-11-02 6:48am (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC99: Mother's Day for Peace by fpd
2-11-02
Happy Mother's Day, Mom. I wish I could stay, but I have to go fight the terrorists.
You be sure to kick Osama's ass, dear.
Hey Marge, are you coming to the Mother's Day Peace Rally?
Heavens, no! That would just support the terrorists.
Don't you know that Julia Ward Howe originally conceived of Mother's Day as a day for women to protest war and promote peace?
I don't believe you! How could the woman who wrote the Battle Hymn of the Republic be so unpatriotic?

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2-11-02 7:28am (new)
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Haxx0r_K1ng
Junior Comic Technician

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T3H M3AN1NG 0F T3H H0L1D@YS by Haxx0r_K1ng
2-11-02
$1|\|ce pe0ple @re @lw@ys f0rgett1ng +he me@n1ngs 0f +he h0l1d@ys, I th1nk 1t's +1me f0r @ rem1nd0r. Wh@t 1s Chr1$tm@s @bout, S@1nt N1ck?
Oh, ho ho ho! It'$ about celebrating our $avior, Je$u$ Chri$t. And you can't have a good celebration without $pending LOT$ of Money on pre$ents!!
Eafter Bunny, wh@t 1s +he meaning of Eafter?
Well, it's all about celebrating the Ressurection by going overboard on fertility imagery like eggs and rabbits. Wanna breed?
Cup1d, wh@t 1s +he me@n1ng of V@lent1ne's D@y?
Oh, there's no forgotten meaning or anything. People with_mates_invented it to make people without mates feel the sting of lonliness even more acutely. Mwahaha!

F0UND3RZ D@Y by Haxx0r_K1ng
2-11-02
1 hereby decl@re +hat J@nu@ry 6th w1ll f0rever be +eh m0st s@cred d@y 0n +eh 1ntr@web!
\/\/HY IS THAT, J00R MAJESTY?
1t 1s +he d@y th@t +he f1rxxt c0mix w@s wr1tten 0n +h1s site.
B33R /\/\AKES T1ME D1E! PH33R!
1 K|\|0\/\/!

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

2-11-02 9:56am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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At Least They're Not Wearing White by Namgubed
2-11-02
Later this year ...
All right, people, September is here, and we need to get a good head start on the toys!
But Santa, it's Labor Day!
And ...?
So we're taking the day off!

Worth Two in the Tree by Namgubed
2-11-02
Hello, son! I'm the spirit of U.S. Grant! Are you planting a tree in honor of Memorial Day?
Actually, sir, I'm planting it for Arbor Day.
Well, that's a mighty fine looking fir tree, all the same.
Yes sir, it should fill out nicely ...
... just in time to cut it down for Christmas!
crap.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

2-11-02 11:01am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Carl Sagan's Dorm Room: Sophomore Year by kaufman
2-11-02
I've been waiting for tonight. I'll paint yellow and orange rings around my body, put on hula-hoops, and then go into a bathtub and see if I float.
Who dares to bastardize my holiday?
Huh?
I am Dionysus. What strange meaning today's youth give to my sacred Saturnalia.
Then again, that sounds like fun. Mind if I tag along?

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2-11-02 12:05pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
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Party like it's CC99 by kramer_vs_kramer
2-11-02
Chinese New Year starts with the New Moon on the first day of the new year and ends on the full moon 15 days later. The 15th day of the new year is called the Lantern Festival.
New Year's Eve and New Year's Day are celebrated as a family affair. The sacrifice to the ancestors, the most vital of all the rituals, united the living members with those who had passed away.
Sweeping or dusting should not be done for fear that good fortune will be swept away. On the stroke of midnight, every door in the house must be open, to allow the old year to go out.
This is all very interesting, but can I have my blowjob now?

2-11-02 1:50pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Santa the zoophile part 1 by dcomposed
1-02-02
At santas workshop...
I would like to be having sex with you reindeer
If you do not comply so will no longer be able to guuide my sleigh
WHAT?
Santa the zoophile part 2 by dcomposed
1-02-02
Well rudolph, It would appear that all this time you wer my arch nemisis, clappy
Thats right, and after I kill you I will rape all you reindeer
NOOOOOOOO! you cant do that, those reindeer, there mylife
yeah well soon you wont have a life
youll never get away with this.......
Oh yes I am
Santa the zoophile part 3 by dcomposed
1-02-02
The reindeer will never let my have sex with them if I'm a paper clip
I have an Idea
All I need is this cool santa costume, wich i got from wallmart at a low, low price
Santa the zoophile part 4 by dcomposed
1-02-02
Reindeer! Get your ass over here
How about If I spread holiday cheer all over your sexy, sexy body and then lick it off
Excuse me?
Shut youre mouth woman, I'm getting horny, bend over so i can have sex with your anus
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, your not santa!
Santa the zoophile part 5 by dcomposed
1-02-02
WHAT? how did you know?
Your suit says wallmart on it, Santa gets his suit from the dumpster outside the toy store
ok you got me, It was me all along, and now I will suck on your heaving breasts
AHHHHH, You bastard, you gored me!
Oops, my bad
[Click to view comic: 'Santa the zoophile part 6'][Click to view comic: 'Santa the zoophile part 7'][Click to view comic: 'Santa the zoophile part 8'][Click to view comic: 'Santa the zoophile part 9']

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2-11-02 10:18pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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Batman created by Bob Kane

2-11-02 10:26pm (new)
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Draconias
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CC 99: Movie Poster - With Steven Seagal as Santa by Draconias
2-12-02
The Grinch has caused World Warr III. This time only one man and his team of mutant ninja reindeer can stop him. Santa's back and he's bad in Christmas Fighters Seven.
Reindeers are you ready to kick some ass?!?!
Dammit, it had to be, Rudolph that fused to my ass!
Shut up Blitzen!
Look's like no reindeer games for you, eh Blitzen?
Um, Donner, Blizten...
Now that I have nuked those pitiful Who's, I have C4 triggered present with your name on it, Santa!

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"Hit me" "18" "Hit me" "19" "Hit me" "20" "Hit me" "21" "Hit me"

2-12-02 4:06am (new)
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TheBlairZip
Makes a Great Meal

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Holidays are Here Again, Part 1 - The Beginning by TheBlairZip
12-18-01
Why Santa Screenings Are Important
Where are the kids?
Well, I'm sure that....
...Cause I'm getting kind of ANXIOUS here, if you know what I mean. *wink wink*
SECURITY?!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

2-12-02 9:21am (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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Well, your random site was inaccurate. It concerns me that Christians, and especially fundamentalists, often spread negative propaganda about people of other religions. Accusing Druids of human sacrifice is one example of that propaganda. It is on a par with saying that Jews eat babies.

My own explanation is the abundance of human creativity. Religious expression has naturally taken on different forms in different parts of the planet, because people are creative and have found themselves in different times, places, and circumstances.

That's good news if it's true. Over here in America, I'm sad to say, Christianity is still the dominant religion. Christian churches are all over the place, and my own apartment is surrounded by them. I can't walk long in any direction without passing by a Christian church. The only churches I know of that even welcome Pagans are the Unitarian and Universalist churches, and even these are still predominantly Christian or at least theist.

I'm not offended. I know how silly fundamentalism is.

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2-12-02 4:59pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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Not quite an entry...

The Chinese Mid-Autumn Moon Festival by wirthling
2-12-02
The time of this story is around 2170 B.C. The earth once had ten suns circling over it, each took its turn to illuminate the earth. But one day all ten suns appeared together, scorching the earth.
The earth was saved by a strong and tyrannical archer Hou Yi. He succeeded in shooting down nine of the suns. One day, Hou Yi stole the elixir of life from a goddess and hid it in his house.
However his beautiful wife Chang Er drank the elixir of life in order to save the people from her husband's tyrannical rule. After drinking it, she found herself floating and flew to the moon where--
Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dude, this story is so not going to fit in three panels.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

2-12-02 6:34pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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It's all in good fun, of course...

CC99: Whit Monday by wirthling
2-12-02
Zongdabbarabbablingo linkavukablabadaboop adinglelinglegagapoot falababoobulatinkadink oogscoobagrabanagaah!
What the hell is wrong with you?!
Oh, we Pentecostals celebrate the Pentecost by speaking in tongues. It shows we are receiving the Holy Spirit.
Does "speaking in tongues" mean "babbling like an idiot"? How annoying! Buh-bye...
She's not a Chosen One like me. I shall pray for her soul... Dinglidibbitychoopa whoopaloopajizzleby ziparippani--
RECEIVE THIS: THE HOLY SPIRIT WOULD LIKE YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

2-12-02 7:16pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Hey listen here you turd, if I can accept that you believe something is different than what I say, and am tolerant-while-holding-another-view, then it's the least you could do to SHUT YOUR HOLE.

It's also interesting to note that you believe that the variety of religions is due to "creative people" in which case you are saying that all religions are basically made up with no truth to any. If you're an atheist just say so and stay the heck out of a religious discussion cause you can't contribute much with that attitude.

These are "love" doctrines, which preach that the entire world needs to break the barriers of each religions and just accept each other's docrine. Kind of like the Bah'hi faith or whatever it is.
Actualy, fuzzy can fill you in more on what Unitarians are, but I'm pretty sure they arn't mainly christian.

Also, Pentecostals do not just go around blurting out in tongues unless they feel the move of God. Also, by having Indiepete say that "She’s not a chosen one like me" implies that he believes in pre-destination, which to Pentecostals is another false doctrine.

2-12-02 8:19pm (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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Someone had a brilliant comic for the last time this happened...

2-12-02 8:28pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Enough, Please. by kaufman
2-12-02
Happy "Flames Go Here Leaks Into Comic Competitions Day"!

You know what I meant ...
s/Flames/Fights

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2-12-02 8:32pm (new)
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djsparkydog
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Whoa whoa whoa kids.....

I hate to step in the middle of this and risk getting shot at, but we DO have a religion thread already.

This a comics competition, If someone offends your faith or says something you consider ignorant, racist or narrow-minded... let it slide.

We here at stripcreator are a varied flock of sheep, people evolve differently and different religions evolved with them. That's the way it is.

Don't throw stones, and for the sake of decency if someone does throw stones, DON'T THROW ANY BACK. We're all friends (Kinda) and even if you don't like someone or their views be civil.

Or go to the fights forum and start a thread called
" Is A Big Imbecilic Pile Of Dog Shit"

Either way... mellow out a little!

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HAH! GORILLA, right there!

2-12-02 8:33pm (new)
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