Here is Gerald Martin Gardner's expert testimony.

CC101: Bitch Trial, part 16 by fpd 2-23-02

The defense calls her next witness. I call Gerald Martin Gardner of the National Skeptical Enquirer. Mr. Gardner is an expert witness on the subject of bitchcraft. Tell us, Mr. Gardner, do bitches have any paranormal powers? We at the NSE have done several studies on this subject. We have often had bitches prancing around naked, chanting sexy incantations. And the results of your studies? Naked, frolicking bitches are enchanting, but we have found no evidence of any paranormal powers.

CC101: Bitch Trial, part 17 by fpd 2-23-02

Is it your expert opinion that LadyJ could not have killed Kevin through bitchcraft? Yes, that is my expert and highly educated opinion. The prosecution cross-examines. Mr. Gardner, isn't it true that the NSE takes a hard-nosed stance against all matters supernatural? No, we scientifically investigate claims of the paranormal. But isn't science anti-religion? Aren't you all just a bunch of godless, secular humanists? I'm a godless, secular humanist, but some of us are Unitarians.

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Here are the closing statements and the jury deliberations.

CC101: Bitch Trial, part 18 by fpd 2-23-02

Here are the facts. LadyJ murdered Kevin Keegans Perm through bitchcraft. Using her demonic powers, she taunted and tormented Kevin, driving him into fits of madness. She gave the finishing touch in person, turning her animus into an incubus that magically raped and murdered Kevin. LadyJ is as guilty as sin, and I ask that you come back with a guilty verdict.

CC101: Bitch Trial, part 19 by fpd 2-23-02

LadyJ did not murder Kevin Keegans Perm through any magical powers of bitchcraft. Bitchcraft is about harmless fun and women's self-empowerment, not about magic and supernatural powers. She couldn't have killed him through magic, for that's impossible. Evidence suggests that the real killer was a man or an ass-raping robot, and my client is neither of these. So I ask you to come back with a verdict of not guilty.

CC101: Bitch Trial, part 20 by fpd 2-23-02

The jury deliberates. I want to get out of here. So let's make this quick. I say she's guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Guilty. Not guilty.

CC101: Bitch Trial, part 21 by fpd 2-23-02

Why don't you get with the program and agree that she's guilty? Do you want to hold us up here any longer? You are such a $#*@% @$$. I will not take part in condemning a sister bitch. Alright. Let's all vote not guilty and get out of here. Otherwise, this bitch would keep us here indefinitely. Hee, hee, hee. Boys are like putty. Chairman of the jury, what is your verdict? Not guilty, your honor.

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Finally, here is the epilogue.

CC101: Bitch Trial, Epilogue, part i by fpd 2-23-02

After successfully winning her first case, Gia decided it would be cool to go to college and get a degree. Wenis stopped by the Baker's on the way home and bought a piece of honeycake with an almond in it. LadyJ was asked to strip for Pentium House and Playbunny magazines, now that her stripping prowess was legendary.

CC101: Bitch Trial, Epilogue, part ii by fpd 2-23-02

The prosecuting attorney was found dead in an alley shortly after the trial. He was found with a grotesque, clownish grin on his face. Officer O'Malley shot himself one Sunday afternoon in the park. He screamed something about fur. Boorite moved to Arkham Asylum, where he continues to produce frighteningly disturbing comic strips.

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Whew. Some real Stripcreator versions of War and Peace there. Clearly a huge amount of effort going into each on. Certain ones however , stood out amongst the crowd.

Kaufman And his "Ridiculous to the Sublime" effort (the ridiculous being that i dont drink , the sublime being the immortal line "of course I expect you to be the head of my defense team".

Big Evil Dan for mocking Redneck logic so effectively.

FPD for taking the comic from a three stripper into the realms of "The race for comic 60,000".

(Id love to find a reason to include Bazilla , but im sorry man , i just couldnt find a single worthwhile gag in your strips dude , although "Who would trust a jew thats supposed to have died thousands of years ago" was a definite high spot).

And the winner is

KAUFMAN Invasion of the Microperms , "able to PERMeate an atom". Good god , i didnt think so many puns about me could appear in one strip. A worthy winner.

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fpd did a wonderful job, but got my name wrong. Ladyj.com is some dominatrix chick from Boston.

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Thanks for saying I did a wonderful job. Sorry about getting your name wrong in one strip. That was a typo. In the other strips, I did consistently write Ladyjdotnet when I used your full name.

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...with a face like a horse, if I recall correctly.

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Hey, remember that time kaufman didn't win a contest?

...with a face like a horse, if I recall correctly.

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I'm not stalling. I've offered 102 to attitudechicka since she's owed one. If she declines or doesn't respond soon, I'll put up some rules.

And I think I remember that time andydougan entered a contest.

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I have decided that I will not only enter, but I will win CC102.

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I meant to say this before, but kaufman's strips were awsome. Don't say you're losing your funny bone when you can do
"Please tell the Court where you were on the night of the murder?"
"I was in St. Louis. Where were you?"
"Why, I was nailed to this bloody piece of wood."

I loved it.

Big Evil Dan's were great to.