Due to a moment of insanity and boredom I clicked to WWF(E) Smackdown. I have a few question.
1. What the hells has happened with Hulk Hogan whole facial hair thing?
2. What's happened to his yellow shirt ripping thing?
3. Why is 123 Kid partners with Razor Ramon yet made a classic fight in beating him in 3 seconds?
4. Why has 123 Kid grown a beard?
5. Why isn't Razor Ramon as cool as he was, and finally:
6. What the fuck has happened to HHH good manners? where's his bowing and his wave?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

OK, now they're singing Bananarama songs, oh how it's changed from a Police Cop and a clown fighting it out.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Blame me if you must, but don't ever speak ill of the wrestling! The wrestling is rock solid! The wrestling is sound.............where was I going with this?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

D due to another moment of insanity and boredom I looked over your comics etc, first of all you made comic 50,000 not 5,000 oh and also found something that you decided to do and hope no-one find, much like myself:
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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Actually I suspect he did that one to take the piss out of you.

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I have a few question.
1. What the hells has happened with Hulk Hogan whole facial hair thing?

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*Begins rocking back and forth in the corner*

No! God why? Why are you bringing back the bad memories? Stupid Corporate Ministry! Ghaa! One of the coolest gimicks ever... ruined in one fell disrobing... NOOOOO!!!

I sat up until 6am waiting for www.theturnbuckle.com to update their "RAW Results" page to find out who the "Higher Power" was, since I had speculated that it would be someone REALLY cool.

I actually even convinced myself that it might be Owen Hart, despite the fact that he "died" just weeks before, if it had been Owen, I would probably have been so overjoyed that both my legs would have fallen off.

I refreshed the page, read "Vince McMahon is the Higher Power" and just crawled into bed, a sad, shell of a man.

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Dad was flammable

Since it's vaguely connected to this, I want to mention that I just got Smackdown 2 for the PS, and as soon as I unlock enough stuff, I will be making myself in Create-A-Wrestler. Once I do, I will post the formula, if anyone wants a polygonal NeoVid to pound on.

Oh yeah, since my copy of Smackdown didn't have the instructions, could someone who does have it tell me if you can change characters in season mode, and if you can start a new season mode without losing what you already saved?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I made Tyler Durden in SmackDown 2.

And Bazilla, that thing about Descolada was just to see if anyone noticed. you did so you win the kick in the nuts.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It's Descolada99b

Finally! After 5 months being here I've finally won something! Yes, after all thi....Ow! Man that Hurts! Owwwww, but I won it!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Didn't make a version of myself yet, but I did one of Gabe, for no good reason other than that the phrase "Billings 3:16 says 'I am a colossal geek!'" came to mind. So here's Stone Drunk Gabe Billings...

Head: Basic, Stone Cold
Lower: Basic, Buchanan
Upper:T shirt 6/2, length 81 var 194 shade 128 bright 128
Hands: 15/15

Change mass of head to 117, all others to 120
Entrance movie: Billy Gunn (it'd be perfect if it didn't have the word "man" in the lyrics), entrance move: Shout 1
Win pose: From the top
Stance: Mystery 1
Moves: Unknown U

I made some taunts for him, but I can't post em at the moment.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Here you go, Gabe's special taunts...

Drunken Bastard
Bases: Walk 15, Walk 15
Modify Upper:
Slot 15, #388
18, #389
22, #390
uh, I think it's 25, #391
30, #388
Mod Lower: Dance 12, Fight 4

Not In the Face!
Bases: Walk 5, Other 31
Mod Upper:
4, #207
7, #115
11, #207
13, #135
15 & 16, #419
18, #234
21, #246
24, #234
27, #246
30, #305

Next up, I'll probably make Kaufman and Spankling.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

It wasn't easy, but I put together a fairly (in)decent Spankling.

Spankling
light heavyweight

Nose 31/2
Eyes 37 brightness 92
Mouth 108
Muscle type 3
Wristband 8 bright 88
Accessory 23 bright 100
Elbow pad 10 bright 68
Undies 2 bright 52
Shoes 5 bright 116
Accessory 8 Bright 32
Skin 1
Height 617
Head Mass: 125
Thigh Mass: 95
All other masses: 100
Moves: Unknown V
Entrance movie: Gangrel

Gabe now holds the Intercontinental belt, and had the Hardcore belt until Joey Abs beat him out for it. The Colossal Geeks are tag team champs, too.

Oh yeah:
Stable: The Colossal Geeks
Entrance Movie: D-X
Move: Happening

Damn, I wish I had some way to take screenshots of this game. I would have loved to show you all the scene where Gabe bashed Edge's head with a pipe.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I very much wish I could play this game.

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www.bradsucks.net

It's a year old, so I was able to get it for $18. And even if you don't own a PS, you could get a Playstation emulator for your computer. I know Bleem can do S!2 very well. Maybe you could try searching for Emu Unlim.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And as long as I'm overloading this thread...

[Click to view comic: 'Billings 3:16']

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

And now, what no one has been waiting for... NeoVid!

Nose 11/1
Eyes 37 v201 b96
Mouth 70
Hair 31 s140 b88
Long hair 34 b0
Facial hair 21 b180 s120
Glasses 17 s0 b116
Tshirt 18 l80 b0 Accessory 79 v255 s194 b84
Jacket 19 v135 s135 b100
Hands 7 b100
Pants 53 b156
Shoes 5 s172 b144
Belt 10 b100
Mass of everything except head and waist: 135
Height 634
Entrance: Blackman/Aiming a camera... or maybe Matt Hardy
Taunts: Scotty 2, Sexay 1
Win pose: Somersault
Stance: Boxing

I pumped up my Tech and Powerful ratings.
Some moves: Body press slam, dangerous DDT, torture rack, choke toss, push, various boxing punches, Lou Thesz Press 2, spider stretch, diamond dust, shaky knee drop, ab stretch, big swing. Finisher: Dangerous Driver.

Revisions of other CAWs: Lower the shade of Spank's gear and his stuff will look like shiny leather. His finisher should be the Sweet Chin Music. Gabe's finisher should be the Jackknife 2, and his entrance move Bang Bang.

Next and hopefully final: Doctor Pedantic!

Gabe won the Royal Rumble, by the way. The Geeks lost the tag titles at Wrestlemania, sadly. Edge and Christian beat them, but afterward the three of us pounded the hell out of Edge.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I made gabe and neovid. didnt make the taunts though.
there pretty good.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I always gave my Drexle character the "Gangrel" entrance in all the wrestling games I've had. It's just too good not to use. I really wish Smackdown 2's entrances were as nice as Wrestlemania 2000 on the N64, though... Just take bits and pieces of any entrance you want and put it all together... *manic chuckling*

gangrel had the best fucking entrance music ever!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Steve Blackman may have no personality, but his music makes up for it. No other wrestler has a theme by Stomp.

All of the Geeks (besides the newest one) are now #1 contenders. Stone Drunk Gabe lost the Intercontinental title, despite repeatly landing his trademark moves, the Drunk Tank and the 10 Drink Minimum.

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Due to a moment of insanity and boredom I clicked to WWF(E) Smackdown. I have a few question.
2. What's happened to his yellow shirt ripping thing?

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Having been temporarily cut off from Sky Sports, I have missed all WWF programming since a week before No Way Out, I only just got to see Wrestlemania for the first time last night.

The Rock Vs Hollywood Hulk Hogan

What a fucking match, good to see the Hulkster back doing what he does best, the fact that he was supposed to be a heel and the crowd still cheered everything he done made it even better.

Since I missed this, would you mind shedding some light?

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Dad was flammable

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Since I missed this, would you mind shedding some light?

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