[Click to view comic: 'Duel']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Duel 2 the Pain']

And 398 lacerations later, Obi-Schmoe respected goat_droppings cat-like reflexes.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Jael is SO going to hell..but at least its on a Friday']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I'm just feeling downright salubrious today ;)

Yes Desc, you too can have your own groupie. Just send $35 usd to me and your soul. ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

okay after looking at your site, being a fellow former band geek, I'll let you have the BGDR(tm) (bandgeek discount rate) of just $19.95 for the "Ultimate Forum Groupie"

hrmm...I'm sensing a webpage creation forming...sales might be HUGE!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Oh, no. The memories are rushing back. I, too, was a teenage bandfag. Pity me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*sings to the tune of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus*
"well I was teenage bandfag, baby. I'll sign up for jazz, symphony, and marching maybe. Listen to Mozart and Saint Saens baby with me."

Every bandfag knows that we were cooler than we ever got credit for, and we knew how to party. hehe

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

[Click to view comic: 'I still like this genre']

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What others say about boorite!

Goddamnit! Stop that, boo. That's so funny it hurts.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Band geek or not, you get extra points for learnin' me that word.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'Obi & Gabe Go Clubbing']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.