Duel by gabe_billings 4-05-01

All right Obi-Crackpipe. I'm sick of your shit. It's time to bring down the thunder. We'll settle this mano a mano. I'm gonna open up a can o' whupass on you. And not just any can. One of those Campbell Big 'n' Chunky ones. Time to rip shit up. Time to pay the fiddler. Time to cancel my subscription to Columbia House. You mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns. Let's do this thing. Or maybe we should just go get a latte. Suits me. I'll drive.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Duel 2 the Pain by ObiJo 4-05-01

There's no other way to solve it, goat_droppings? 'Fraid not, Obi-Schmoe. Pick your weapon! Weapon-Picking Music, a soft melody. I'm thinking Chopin. Good choice, genius. Hey, papercuts can be deadly!

And 398 lacerations later, Obi-Schmoe respected goat_droppings cat-like reflexes.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Jael is SO going to hell..but at least its on a Friday by Jael 4-06-01

gabe_ and Obi Sitting in a tree... f - e - l - c h- i - n - g! I just don't think this is going to work out gabe. You just aren't funny enough for me anymore. I'm strangely drawn to wirthling and evil_d But, Obi you adore me! Who else can bend and twist things the way I do? Look at my tumescent manhood! See it's glory! SEE IT!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I'm just feeling downright salubrious today ;)

Yes Desc, you too can have your own groupie. Just send $35 usd to me and your soul. ;)

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

okay after looking at your site, being a fellow former band geek, I'll let you have the BGDR(tm) (bandgeek discount rate) of just $19.95 for the "Ultimate Forum Groupie"

hrmm...I'm sensing a webpage creation forming...sales might be HUGE!

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Oh, no. The memories are rushing back. I, too, was a teenage bandfag. Pity me.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

*sings to the tune of "Teenage Dirtbag" by Wheatus*
"well I was teenage bandfag, baby. I'll sign up for jazz, symphony, and marching maybe. Listen to Mozart and Saint Saens baby with me."

Every bandfag knows that we were cooler than we ever got credit for, and we knew how to party. hehe

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

I still like this genre by boorite 4-06-01

In Joyce, a predominant concept is textual narrativity. The primary theme of Geoffrey's essay on the precultural paradigm of narrative is the common ground between art and sexual identity. However, Bataille's critique of subdeconstructive theory holds that sexuality is responsible for colonialist perceptions of class, given that narrativity is distinct from culture. Questions? Yes. Can I take a crap on your bald spot?

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What others say about boorite!

Goddamnit! Stop that, boo. That's so funny it hurts.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Band geek or not, you get extra points for learnin' me that word.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Obi & Gabe Go Clubbing by gabe_billings 4-07-01

Obi, my man, tonight we're gonna hit the clubs. Do some dancin', hit some chicas, SHAZAAM! But first you gotta go change. I already did. I'm even wearing vinyl pants! If you wear those shoes, you're not gonna get any chicks. You're gonna get beat up. What's wrong with my shoes? They've got velcro closures. But they're comfy!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.