That's kind of what I meant, yeah. I blame the Jack Daniel's.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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*sigh* While that's mildly funny to the layman,

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Yeah.... pretty lame. I didn't mean "elite" in the sense that we're all fucking 3l337 and shit.... I meant, like, the same pack of people have formed a core group of writers who are regulars due to the fact that they keep posting. Ok? Got it? And a lot of them ARE fuck off funny. Piss your pants funny. A lot of their work sucks. Lord knows a lot of mine does. But there are gems here that blow away any of the grind it out stuff in syndie.

P.S: I'm sober now. (As far as you know.)

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

okay none of those were funny at all! You guys are going to have your membership in the "Jael Worships The Comic Geex Forum" club if this keeps up!!

And why the hell did lowpass take so damn long to post my message! It's WAY out of the thread loop.

I don't know!! I JUST DON'T KNOW!

Can we settle this with a good game of dodgeball at the flamer guy?

And Gabe...check your icq...you webposting work slacking m0m0!>;)

"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."- Dorothy Parker

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

After reading the OTHER forums...I had to:

[Click to view comic: 'The return of the Wooky! ApocaLaffypuss Now!']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

For the OCD's of the group:

[Click to view comic: 'The Complete Handbook To Make Your OCD More Insane! Part 1']

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

If we're supposed to be the 'elite' of Lowpass, we ought to at least have some secret handshakes or initiations or some such things.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I only pick on you because I am insanely jealous of your graphing skills. And because you are a monumental dork, of course.

Oh, you were the one who sent the army of Avon-disguised red robots to my house? Oh crap. I thought it was ObiJo. ObiJo, you might not want to open any Fedex packages you receive in the next couple of days...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Welcome to the Low Pass Elite Club...']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh my gawd! That wasn't a hand!! I was lied too!

I'm so suing! after I debride all the skin off it.

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

This is the only comic I've been able to come up with in days.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=11945
[Click to view comic: 'Pure comedic gold']

Damn. The new guy's right.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

I found that last sentence funny as hell, d. May I call you d? I’m fine with d or Cindy. But honestly, I find you and just about everyone else that posts to the contests funny as hell. I think most people do. Why the hell else would we keep submitting? It’s not like we get money or silverware for winning.

What about the Trail of Tears? C’mon, I couldn’t have been the only one laughing his ass off when they first saw that story on the History Channel.

Too late. As you can see I’ve already used the Trail of Tears joke.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Stop with the elitist shit already. It wasn't what I meant, and you know it. Stop it, stop it, just stop it.... you elitist fucks.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'Andy Antagonist says...']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Now... see? See? SEE?? THAT shit is funny!

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Or at least a "members only" website...
I should set that up.
Or maybe our beloved (?) webmaster J'ohnny?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Or at least a "members only" website...
I should set that up.
Or maybe our beloved (?) webmaster J'ohnny?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

What would be the point? No one posts to the message board but us 'elitist fucks' anyway. It's like having our own private domain. Too bad there's no porn.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

oh does this mean I can put my patented "hoity toity elitist snob" face back on???

Or do you have to actually be funny to be an elitist?

I'm just gonna resort to poop jokes, obviously MY Humor is just beyond the meager grasping capabilities of this group ;))

*runs like hell*

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

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What about the Trail of Tears? C’mon, I couldn’t have been the only one laughing his ass off when they first saw that story on the History Channel.

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Can't argue with that logic. Oh, for a time machine, a six pack, and some spare time.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Good news, everyone.

[Click to view comic: 'My first sale!']

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What others say about boorite!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Though I am nondemonstrative in my emotions, (comes from a rigid upbringing) I must second that. That was funny as hell.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.