I like it when Bazilla calls people "smirking fuck". It makes me laugh.

I find it funny when Welsh people say anything.

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Dad was flammable

What I've been wondering since this thread started: What the hell is a "cirumcstance"?

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

It's when they chop little pieces off the end of your manhood.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Jews drive Rolls Royce's

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Charlie dont surf

Mama didn't raise no jewish fool, now!

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The adoption agency gave her the choice?!

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Charlie dont surf

Damn! You beat me to it.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

by a whole day + 10 hours.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't count HAHAHAHAHAHA, it was only by the ten hours.

Ass(c)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! You can't count HAHAHAHAHAHA, it was only by the ten hours.

Ass(c)

(The above is copyrighted by Kajun Firefly)

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ah.

Feeling "cocky" today, Bazilla?

[cheap shot]He feels his cocky all day, every day. [/cheap shot]

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[cheap shot]He feels his cocky all day, every day. [/cheap shot]

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How I wish I could make a good come back to that, I can't so it'll just have to be DexX Sucks! and Nate swallows!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

quote:

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Ass(c)

(The above is copyrighted by Kajun Firefly)

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Believe it or not, but I wasn't actually allowed to copyright my ass.

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Dad was flammable

Too much had been done to it already huh?!

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Charlie dont surf

No, apparently Microsoft own it, they'd sue my ass off, literally.

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Dad was flammable

Hey! Non-Americans! Don't say "ass". It sounds silly.

I was going to use the proper spelling, but I couldn't be arsed.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I don't say "ass", in "real life", however I do feel it's a better word when written down (or typed), 'Arse' just sounds weird, and English, like 'Bollocks' and 'Wanker'.

(which are both great words).

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Dad was flammable

The Welsh write it better "BOLOCS" it's true.
Soin the BBC Wales adverts over here instead of saying "BLLCKS" it says "BLCS" Mmmmmm Bacon, Lettuce and Cucumber...

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

It sounds fine when Americans say it, but I dunno. Europeans and the word don't really mix. I suppose writing it is okay.

You'll all be glad you're keeping to my strict lexical diktats.

Och aye.

Because of you "lot," I use "arse" and "bollocks" and "wanker" all the time now, at least in my posts. "Arse" I use as a verb-- "can't be assed" sounds too much like "can't be asked." And although "balls!" is used as a dismissive interjection in my Southern homeland, I think it is likely to be misunderstood by a large proportion of the readership, while "bollocks!" resonates with both "balls!" and "bullshit!" It's just better, somehow.

And there is no substitute for "wanker." "Masturbator" doesn't do it. Maybe "tosser." But you can see that all the glib euphemisms for "masturbator" happen to be British. I don't know why that is, and it's not my fault.

Lest I seem an unapologetic anglophile (a linguistic Tory), I should point out that "ass" is a far superior word for such uses as "a kick in the ass," "drunk off your ass," and "sue your ass off." I don't resent non-Americans' using "ass." I think we should spread "ass" all over the world.

And "y'all." There is no second person plural other than "y'all." Please adopt it immediately.

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What others say about boorite!

Um, what about "youse". That's fairly common is Scotland and (I think) northern england.

"Youse" is also used as singular. Plus it sounds megadipshit.

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What others say about boorite!