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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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CC: Some Big_Evil_Number by Drexle
4-25-02
We have to do something to keep those polls strong for 2004, Mr. President.
Oh boy, does this mean I get to play with the toy soldiers again?
Uh not exactly. Here's_ what_we_were_thinking: "Times are hard, and they'll only get harder as we go on. The future looks bleak." What most symbolizes the future?
The Children!
Exactly... therefore, our goal should be...
Let's bomb the children!!! Yeeehaw!!!

4-25-02 2:24pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Another Hard-Fought Battle Lost in the War on Apathy by Namgubed
4-25-02

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4-25-02 2:58pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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Inspired by Namgubed's entry (!) ...

The Never-Ending Battle Against the Politically Incorrect by kaufman
4-25-02
NO GOOD! We've got the male oppressing the female. Why does it have to all be heterosexual anyway? Give me two womyn!
Hey, honey, why don't you bring me a beer and we go for a roll in the hay?
Sure thing, sugarlips!
Ah, this is better, but it's too white. Give me some people of color!
Hey, honey, why don't you bring me a beer and we go for a roll in the hay?
Sure thing, sugarlips!
There we go! A nice wholesome comic.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

4-25-02 3:21pm (new)
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Haxx0r_K1ng
Junior Comic Technician

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CC: 116 1T H@S B3GU|\|! by Haxx0r_K1ng
4-25-02
L@d1es and Gen+lehaxx0rz, 1 h@ve @n urgen+ @nn0uncemen+ t0 m@ke!
@s j00 m@y kn0w, 0ur cul+ur@l pr@ctices @re under @++@ck from the n0n-733+ pr0l1t@r1ate.
0urs 1s a dy1ng br33d... we must f1ght, f1ght, f1ght f0r 0ur w@y 0f l1fe!
CC 116: TEH W@R 0|\| SPE|_|_1|\|G by Haxx0r_K1ng
4-25-02
Spe@k, Ch@ncel0r 0f the Excexxquer.
Your excellency, I'm afraid that the current budget simply cannot support this war effort you proposed. Where is this money coming from?
Fr0m j00r s@lary, 1f j00 d0n't h0ld j00r t0ngue, Ch@ncel0r.
...Understood, your majesty.
Th@t Ch@ncel0r is gett1ng a l1ttle t00 n0sey 1n+0 R0y@l @ff@1rs. 1 mus+ k33p @n eye 0n h1m...
CC 116: TEH P|_0T M@RCH3S 0N... by Haxx0r_K1ng
4-25-02
1|\| teh K1ng's Bedch@mber...
Eh? What are those papers on the desk over there? They look like...
Ledgers!
Oh my god...
CC 116: @ND 0N @ND 0N... by Haxx0r_K1ng
4-25-02
These ledgers... they're records of the K1ng's secret dealings...
Here's 12Mbs of money to the state of Literacistan... that's who we're fighting right now! This was given out only weeks before the war was declared...
And here's a 500Kb bonus to the Pr1me M1n1xxt0r 0f Pr0n, Kajun_Firefly for... services rendered... Ewww!
CC 116: STUFF by Haxx0r_K1ng
4-25-02
Shit, footsteps!!! Got to hide!
@h, 1 th1nk 1t's t1me f0r @ l00k 0ut teh w1nd0w 0ver teh k1ngd0m...
Stop right there! I am the voice of your concience! OooOoOoOohhhh!!!
[Click to view comic: 'CC 116: M0R3 STUFF...'][Click to view comic: 'CC 116: N000000!!!'][Click to view comic: 'CC 116: \/\/H333!!!'][Click to view comic: 'CC 116: T3H PU|\|1SH/\/\3|\|T'][Click to view comic: 'CC 116: FUCK T3H T1T|_3S FR0/\/\ |\|0\/\/ 0|\|...'][Click to view comic: 'CC 116:'][Click to view comic: 'CC 116:'][Click to view comic: 'CC 116:']

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

4-25-02 4:06pm (new)
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lara7
Jimmy Carter says YES!

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Drexle inspires me once again:

CC116: War is Herr (After Drexle's comic # 67143) by lara7
4-26-02
That's why I urge congress to declare war on whores! Remember, the best part of any war is the wanton rape!
You stay away from our wontons, you son of a bitch.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

4-26-02 12:43am (new)
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Bluebexq
Hemi-Demi-Semi-Sub-Goddess

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James wants you to know that he found all 250 missing emails today, which included heaps of SPAM, and your additional photos. I will continually remind him this weekend, that you are really hanging out for your character.

4-26-02 6:11am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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I promised an epic, and here it is...

CC116: The War... [prologue] by DexX
4-26-02
So, any idea what this press conference is about?
Nope, no idea. Reckon Dubyah's going to declare another vague war of some kind?
*ahem* Ladies and gentlemen of the press, I am sure you are wondering why you have been called here today. The President of the USA has today declared war... wait, this_can't_possibly_be_right...
Urm... The President has declared a War on Error.
CC116: The War on Error [one] by DexX
4-26-02
Have you heard about Dubyah's new war?
Ugh, don't remind me.
Ever time the US military pick's a new target to bomb, their excuse's get weaker and weaker...
Hey, what's that noise?
Another victory in the War on Error!
CC116: The War on Error [two] by DexX
4-26-02
...and that is why this war must be fought. Are there any more questions?
Mr Cheney! Andrew Dougan from the Glasgow Evening Times. Is this policy being honestly applied to all situations?
Absolutely. The War on Error will be brought to bear on anyone who harbours errorists, irregardless of any mitigating circumstances...
Hey, what's that noise?
Another victory in the War on Error!
CC116: The War on Error [three] by DexX
4-26-02
Let's see what's in the forums today... Oh bugger, not another one...
Tel me wot u think of my strps!!!!!!!!!! I no their crap, but reed them neway!!!!!
Why would we read your strips if they are crap? Besides, it's only ONE strip, not strips...
Hay, wots that noyze?
Another victory in the War on Error!
CC116: The War on Error [four] by DexX
4-26-02
What's this I hears about a War on Error? I never ordered that!
What? But... but... I saw it, Mr President! It was written on that press release you gave me!
Yer losin' it, son. I ordered a War on Terror. Look!
Oh, I see... this soggy lump of pretzel had covered up the T. That's explains... Hey, what's that noi-
Another victory in the War on Error!
[Click to view comic: 'CC116: The War on Error [epilogue]']

Damn! I can't believe I messed up my own new tagline in part two. I was proofreading so carefully, too, since errors were so vital to the gags. Damn, now I feel silly.

Hey, what's that noise?

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4-26-02 8:54am (new)
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pbannie
Stripcreator Newbie

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The Great War - Cartoon Contest 116 by pbannie
4-26-02
Mr. President?
Yes?
I understand you've declared war on poverty.
That's right.
I'm here to surrender.
  ! 

4-26-02 8:44pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Condoleezza Rice May Have a Point by Spankling
4-26-02
( . )( . )
Mister President, we are waiting for your decision!
I'm sorry Condoleezza... what were we talking about?
*sigh* Why do I put up with this...
Mr. Cheney, can I please declare war on the president? He drools and mumbles and smells bad. Why not just bomb him and be done with it?
You just keep your hands off my sock puppet lil' missy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

4-26-02 9:08pm (new)
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Livewire
Stripcreator Newbie

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Personally I like xpac's the best.

Here's mine.
A War of Nutrition by Livewire
4-26-02
Ladies and gentlemen and visible minorities, please welcome President George Dubya.
Ahem... my fellow Americans, it is my sad duty to inform you that we must once again arm ourselves for war.
A killer of Americans more great than any war is among us. I'm talking about obesity. Heart disease and organ failure claim hundreds of lives a day, and time has come to take action!
It's time to wipe out food!

4-26-02 10:10pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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War on antiwar by boorite
4-27-02
War! What is it good for?
Raising my approval ratings!
Say it again, y'all! War! Huh! What is it good for?
Ramming my agenda through!
So not *absolutely* nothing, then?
Oh, not by a long shot!

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4-27-02 3:26pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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As a leader of the war on comedy, I'm absolutely outraged. This thread was filled with terrifyingly funny comics.

The following individuals will be detained for unauthorized use of humour:

[list]
[*]wirthling - The War of the Words

[*]andydougan - Now that's what I call an axis of evil

[*]Geniu$ - USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA, USA

[*]kaufman - Rhyme & Reason

[*]Namgubed - War on Drugs

[*]Livewire - A War of Nutrition

[*]boorite - War on antiwar
[/list]

And the ringleader, sentenced with running the next contest, is Drexle, for the creation of this:
CC: Some Big_Evil_Number by Drexle
4-25-02
We have to do something to keep those polls strong for 2004, Mr. President.
Oh boy, does this mean I get to play with the toy soldiers again?
Uh not exactly. Here's_ what_we_were_thinking: "Times are hard, and they'll only get harder as we go on. The future looks bleak." What most symbolizes the future?
The Children!
Exactly... therefore, our goal should be...
Let's bomb the children!!! Yeeehaw!!!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

4-27-02 7:13pm (new)
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TheElPaso
Senior Comic Technician

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Rats, not even an honorable mention. And rightfully so considering the kind of competition you all put up.

Meanies.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

4-27-02 8:50pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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:(

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4-27-02 9:49pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Your heinous accusations against me make the baby Jesus cry... But not as much as when Dubbya drops a bomb on him in the War on Children!

A new contest shall be forthcoming.

4-27-02 11:33pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Asian girl #1 as Condoleezza! Dickhead for W! I thought my casting was better than usual for me.

Okay. So I still need to work on having a joke in there somewhere....

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

4-27-02 11:50pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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Huzzah, an honourable mention, and I was quite sure that I had made a shit comic...

I guess the DCDVSCTSCCSVSDCSS, or whatever the theory is called, works.

I'll make a crappier comic next time.

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Dad was flammable

4-28-02 6:04am (new)
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