Ah, thespark.com, their tests have told me that I am:

75% Bastard
40% Female
28% gay
24% pure
likely to die when I'm 75
and a "borderline genius"

So, part of me is an angry lesbian whore!

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Dad was flammable

Around 170.

That's pretty high. You should get it checked. You might have hypertension or something.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Duh. That's why I gave them your email address.

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That would explain the email I got from emode that suggested that I get a vasectomy and try to stay away from fire.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Mine's 156. I am smart, much smarter than you, Hibbert.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Could I just point out that this is one of the dodgiest IQ tests I have ever seen? It is not culturally-independent, it is not education-independedent, it is not load-of-uttershit-independent. I have taken some good IQ tests, written by people such as Serbriakov (spelling?) and I have a fair idea of a) what kind of things a good IQ test will have in it, and b) what my IQ is, roughly. This one fails badly on both accounts. It does have a few good IQ test questions in it - pattern recognition, stuff like that - but anything based on maths (there was one in there that used Pythagoras, for fuck's sake), geography, proverbs, language, or any kind of general knowledge is just plain wrong.

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You didn't tell us your IQ ;)

Depending on what test I am taking it is around 160, give or take ten or so... I think... it may be higher (180?) but it has been a few years since I last took a really good one. Pick up anything by Serbriakov (again, spelling?) to do a really good test, based on culturally-neutral recognition of patterns and sequences.

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Of course, that's in Australian IQ. When converted into real IQ it's only 87.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You suck.

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Of course, a really smart person would be able to formulate Pythagoras's Thereom while actually doing the test, whether they'd learned it before or no.

Or theorem, even. Bah.

Of course, a really smart person would be able to formulate Pythagoras's Thereom while actually doing the test, whether they'd learned it before or no.

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Like me. Thank you.
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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Of course, a really smart person would be able to formulate Pythagoras's Thereom while actually doing the test, whether they'd learned it before or no.

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Or at least know that solving the triangle doesn't involve doing that to the hippopotamus.

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IQ tests are dandy at predicting one thing: school performance. Now before someone says "I got a 178 IQ, but I made Fs in school because I hated it," I'm not saying a person's IQ determines his school performance-- just that IQ scores correlate strongly with grades (or marks, for you weenie non-Americans).

I also know that there is practically no IQ test that you can't increase your score on by training in things like logic.

IQ tests are terrible at predicting things like income and other "success" measures.

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What others say about boorite!

Hell, I can't get past question 25 without it returning me to the main page to sign in.....

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Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.