Usually my genitals hang below my kilt anyway.

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Dad was flammable

Mini-kilts are so out-of-fashion!

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

...but big dicks are always in.

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Since Kajun exposed the secrets of my love life with his Pillow Talk series, I think turnabout is fair play ...

Kajun Physics by kaufman 6-26-02

One day at the loch... So I said, "If you magnetize your sperm sufficiently, they'll be attracted to the earth's ferric core. Your testes will hang out from under your kilt." Ha, ha! I don't know where you've been, me lad, but I see you won first prize!

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If there were such a thing as a magnificent bastard award, Kaufman, I'd nominate you.

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Dad was flammable

In whom?

In whom?

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Yay! Someone spotted the double-entendre! :D

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Actually, graduation is the action of receiving or conferring a degree. Commencement is the ceremony where you wear the awkward garments and snatch the sheepskin from the Chancellor and yell "Whoooooo!"

At least that's how it is where I come from.

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Congratulations, Crabster!

What / where have you graduated from?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I graduated High School.

From lovely LANE TECHNICAL HIGH SCHOOL. Screw that college prep thing they just recently threw that in.

I've had certain nitpicky persons tell me that one does not "graduate" from high school-- one "is graduated" from high school. No wonder we got drunk and went "woohooo!" when we got to leave that place.

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