Everytime I see that cigarette character, I think of this cigarette cartoon character all the ashtrays at my old college had painted on them. The character preached putting out cigarettes in receptacles to prevent fires. The ashtrays were made in the 1950s, and that generation, not knowing how twisted future generations would become, innocently named him Butt Snuffer.

NaE: Happy Birthday to my ass by ObiJo 7-06-02

What's all this Pete? My time machine! It was a bitch to build but worth it if I can counsel just one despondent dinosaur back to health. Good luck to you! Thank you! So anyways, doc, I just can't stop fixating on extinction. When I'm awake, it consumes my every thought. When I'm asleep, it haunts my dreams. What should I do? Wish I could help, but my degree's in time machines.

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CC129: The Defence Sums Up... by DexX 7-06-02

Ladies_and_gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution would have you believe that this man is a monster. They say he crept into the Smiths' home during little Tommy's birthday party... Members of the jury, you have the evidence before you. Do not be swayed by the appearance of security guards here in the courtroom. You just have to decide... is this_the_face_of_a_killer? What the fuck are you staring at?

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CC129: A wretched hive of scum and forgetfulness. by DexX 7-06-02

Going somewhere, Solo? Greedo! Yes, I was just going to the Mellennium Falcon to pick up Jabba's birthday present. Forget? Me? Naaahhh...

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That should be "Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money."

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Get it right!

I believe the dialogue was altered so that it complies with the rules.

Someone really screwed up, logging in as Dr Pedantic to make THAT post.

ass.

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CC 129: Revisionist Pre-History by Scyess 7-06-02

One day in the late Triassic... Indeed! And last week, Martha threw me a surprise birthday party! She even baked, the dear. Ah, Martha always was sweet. The rest of the boys from the glee club always envied your getting such a prime catch. Oh, pish-posh, though I must say I quite fancy her! Well, Reginald, it's always good seeing you, but I'm due at the manicurists by ten. Always good catching up with you, old chum! Take care, and do try to take it easy on the butter scones; they're simply loaded with cholestorol. Millions of years later, at the Smithsonian Museum... ...and the t-rex and triceratops, mortal enemies, were constantly locked in combat, horns flying and teeth blazing, in the constant battle for survival! Gosh!

CC 129: Why Union Soldiers Aren't Friends with Dinosaurs by Scyess 7-06-02

Dammit, I swear we passed that tree half an hour ago! Give me back the map. You had it for a whole hour and couldn't find the way; now it's my turn. You're just getting us more lost! At this rate we'll be wandering around until my birthday. YOU were the one who lost the path in the first place. Hey, is that rock on the map? Rocks don't show up on maps, you imbicile! How can you be so incompetent? I have a brain the size of a peanut. What's your excuse?

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Jurrasic Park(based on Sir Scyess's Revisionist Pre-History) by ObiJo 7-06-02

So I rise, doff my hat and dinner jacket and look right at Mr. Tavers and say "Any establishment lacking even the most elementary of dress code will not sustain my patronage." Good show, old man! Egads, more gawkers approach. Best we keep up appearances. ROOOOAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!! SHREEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!

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Nate, please do us all a favour and erase DrPedantic's password from your memory.

You posting as DrP does no end of damage to his credibility, so please... just don't.

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Also inspired by Scyess's Revisionist Pre-History...

CC129: Fraternising with the enemy by DexX 7-07-02

Hello Mistah Dinosaur! Hello Mistah Soldier Man! Oooh, is that tea you're drinking? Yep! I'm having a tea party for my birthday! Do you want to join in? I have biscuits! My friend Barbie will be coming too! HEY!!! What are you doing with my toys? NOOOO!!!

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DexX wins.

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Thanks gorgeous. Pity you're not judging. :D

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Hopefully, Christmas counts as a reference to someone's birthday ...

Robert E. Scrooge by Namgubed 7-08-02

Christmas Eve, 1864: GAAH!! Who are you? General Lee, I am the ghost of John Brown, whose body lies a-moulderin' in the grave! You will be visited by three ghosts ... I am the ghost of Christmas past ... LONG past. I am the ghost of Christmas present ... What about the ghost of Christmas fu-- ahhh, CRAP! That's GENERAL Ghost of Christmas Future to you, Sparky!

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That was pure gold, Namgubed. Tell me where you live so I can murder you and consume your essence.

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Lots of awards to hand out this time:

[list][*]Best kissing up: kramer_vs_kramer for I really wanted a train set

[*]Better pun than best kissing up and best excuse for breaking the rules, even though I'm not completely clear on why a Southern gentleman objects to drawing damnyankees in bad situations: israphael for Next Year We're Going to the Renaissance Fair

[*]Best rules compliance on a technicality in a comic with a plagiarized title: DexX for The real reason dinosaurs became extinct,

[*]Totally hilarious comic that ought to win, damn the wishes of the submitter, who's just lucky that there were a couple other wonderful strips submitted, and won't be so lucky next time: ObiJo for NaE: Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? LITSWD?

[*]Honorable mention without even entering: allenhenderson for evil_d's Tribute to allenhenderson

[*]Honorable mention without even entering, just because they enjoy earning mentions: crabby and Kajun_Firefly

[*]Funny comic that took me two reads to get, but for crying out loud, union characters are the ones with "union" in their names:! DMSO for Better Than Socks

[*]Reason #101 why little sisters can be infuriating: DexX for Fraternising with the enemy

[*]The coveted I Don't Suck Dickens Award: Numgubed for Robert E. Scrooge[/list]

And among these, the privilege of hosting CC 130 goes to...

CC129: Fraternising with the enemy by DexX 7-07-02

Hello Mistah Dinosaur! Hello Mistah Soldier Man! Oooh, is that tea you're drinking? Yep! I'm having a tea party for my birthday! Do you want to join in? I have biscuits! My friend Barbie will be coming too! HEY!!! What are you doing with my toys? NOOOO!!!

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Sheesh, hit preview three times, and you'd think I'd catch the typo in "Namgubed". Sigh!

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Well, so much for DCCVCT...

I really liked that one, and thought it had a good chance at winning.

Thanks Ken... my first contest victory in well over six months! *holds golden Tobor statuette and weeps* You like me! You really like me!

Next bunch'o'rules soon.

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That one and Namgubed's were my two favorites.

kaufman always runs a good contest and I'm not just saying that because he didn't pick me.

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You didn't catch the typo in my name either. I signed up when you could get away with two word usernames.

Cheers for the mention ;-)

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I'm a fucking badger!