Haven't disappeared just yet

CC 131: Neovid fights with his various selves by Ranma_X. 7-17-02

Let's see, what was I thinking of again? I love the smell of napalm in the morning...The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like ... victory. Someday this war is gonna end. I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving. Arigato, we love you! Oh right! Kix: Kid tested, Mother Apporved SCROE!!!

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-working towards a worse tomorrow.

Bit crap:

CC 131: Boorite wrestles with his demons. by jools 7-17-02

MmmMMmmM! Breasts... Yeah... MMMmmmMMmm! No! Must... Resist... Squeeze... Huh? I'm his wife! No, foul demons, thou shalt not taunt me with this "breast" speak!

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Jesus saves, but everyone else in a 10 foot radius takes full damage from the fireball.

Am I too late??

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 1 by flickguy 7-18-02

Isn't tonight your class reunion, DexX? Wow... Can you believe it's been ten years? Oh, I'd better get dressed! An hour later... Hurry up! We're gonna be late! Ready! Nervous about seeing everyone again, dear? What makes you say that?

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 2 by flickguy 7-18-02

Thanks for helping me get dressed, Bec. I don't think I could do this without you. Nonsense. You must be terribly excited to see all your school mates after all this time. Actually, I'm a little scared. I mean, it's been ten years! What if they don't remember me? What if they've become more successful than I have? What if they married attractive people? Watch it, bud.

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 3 by flickguy 7-18-02

At the Reunion... Wow, look a the turnout! Do you recognize any of them, sweetie? I sure do! It's just like being back in school! Who's that man over by the punch bowl? That's Teddy Wisenheimer -- he was voted class clown.

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 4 by flickguy 7-18-02

Brian Ornath! You were the team mascot! Who? You, silly! Come on, I want you to meet my wife. Who? You don't remember me, do you? Who?

CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Part 5 by flickguy 7-18-02

As the night progresses, DexX runs into many of his old friends, like Vanessa Finnegan... Our Prom Queen! ...Father Jacob O'Malley... Voted "Most likely to die a virgin." Never had it, never will. ...and Bartholomew E. Lee. Voted "Most likely to secede."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 131 -- DexX's Reunion, Finale']

(Author's note: Yes, I *know* LadyJ is not Bec, but I wanted to have a forumuser represent Bec for uniformity's sake. Please don't take offense, DexX, Bec, or LadyJ.)

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This is not my empire.

Don't stress - I usually use LadyJ's character for Bec as well. Bec has been nagging me for a character of her own... :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Sorry I'm late, I was detained by an arguement with the voices in my mind.

Lot of good strips. But then again I wasn't suprised, you're really sick people.

And the most dysfunctional are:

lara7 - Advice: Great set-up for the catchphrase. Note to self: Refill Prescription

itsclark - Fuzzyman Loses His Mind: What are you talking about, he lost it a long time ago.

dcomposed - Trauma for Bazilla: Best one of the Bazilla strips.

Big Evil Dan - Therapy Goes Fowl: I have a question can we get Kaufman wired up in real life?

ObiJo - Jon takes a lickin and keeps on tickin: "You're a Canidiot!", Loved it!

Flickguy - DexX's Reunioun: Good series, good jab at Bec/LadyJ.

And the winner is:

CC 131: Advice by lara7 7-14-02

I'm feeling down. The guy I like won't return my calls, I hate my job, and it feels like nothing matters anymore. Why don't you try swimming around in your own excrement? I do it all the time, and I'm never sad. Then again, my brain's the size of a pea. Boorite, you used to work in mental health- what should I do? I find getting mind-numbingly drunk helps. If that doesn't work for you, you might try seeing a midget Chinese therapist. Three months later: Wow, I feel great! What's the secret to your success as a therapist? Little. Yellow. Different.

Congratulations to lara7 and thanks to the others for their entries. Whatever your drug of choice for mental health, keep well medicated!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Suckit, Bazilla.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I think ObiJo's "Donkey Boy" series was the best, despite its lack of any relevance whatsoever to the competition.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

It complied with all rules but on the subconscious level.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Suckit, Bazilla.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.