"There's a Monster at the End of this Book" was one of my favorite children's books. Right up until the part where you finish it and you realize they were talking about you. I cried for weeks.

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In my book they were talking about Grover. I'm thinking your mom markered in "You're the monster!" just to fuck with your developing mind.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Probably. All I know is that it's been months since then and I still wet the bed.

[Click to view comic: 'CC135: The Grass Smokes You']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

This one's for Nate:

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: Cal Cut a Class']

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Now you've *really* gone and done it.

Make him look that way that is.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: It's a plane, It's a bird, It's... no, It's a plain']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

[Click to view comic: 'Unheeded Warnings']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: Lever']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'Signs, signs, everwhere are signs']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

My first comics competition entry. I hope it is rules compliant. ENJOY!

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Don't worry if you don't get it. It's not a recent movie.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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I promised myself earlier today I wouldn't get back online till Friday so I could make some progress on my media hub.

Yeah. That went real well.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

The fan mail for Hernandez just keeps pouring in, so despite my artistic druthers, I've complied, completing the trilogy.

But no more! I mean it now!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: Liability classic']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: Vroom']

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: WARNING-- instructions enclosed']

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What others say about boorite!

With all due respect to whoever the hell it was who wrote the original "fap fap fap" machine comic...
[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: Fucking Lawyers']
[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: Next Time Follow the Instructions']

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"Old" is the old new.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: 'Big Grab' not meant to suggest grabbing big things']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: Don't forget the Apoco-Lips-Balm']

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Bravissimo!

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: Tokyo driving lesson']

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'One Day in the Garden of Eden']

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I like big nuts and I can not lie!

[Click to view comic: 'Your mind is but a plaything to me, carby.']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'that's right']

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yeah, you heard me

[Click to view comic: 'CC 135: To Baldly Go']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Atkins isn't God. Kaufman is.

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What others say about boorite!