Boy, seeing them together like that sure does bring back memories.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I JUST REALIZED THERE'S BOTH A 1 AND A 4 IN 1048! OH HOW I WISH I WOULD HAVE STAYED THERE!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

PHEW! False alarm! As you probably didn't notice either, 1049 also has a 1 and a 4 in it. That was lucky.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

You do know there's a 1 and a 4 in 1049. And there are four prefect squares in it!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That just got me erect, kaufman! (kaufman - two a's, the 1st letter in the alphabet. k, the 11th letter. 11 has two 1's. f, the sixth letter. six is 1.5 times 4. 5 is a 1 plus a 4. m, the 13th letter. 1 + 3 = 4. n, the 14th letter. A 1 and a 4!!!

Well, I'm off to check doors.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

If I wasn't such a burly manly man, there would be tears running down my face.

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Dad was flammable

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