not my strongest entry in this series, but I was at a loss on how to return to the main concept...

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uh-oh. looks like I made two titled # 17. you'll need to look back at page one to be up to date with the adventures of our hero...

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 16 by Smarmulus 9-04-02

Man is recalled to X's secret office... Man, I need you to find out who was behind the attack on New York City. Right-O. The US has already created fake documents to implicate the Afghan government. Those crafty Americans are always ready with a scapegoat. Just like with that poor Lee Oswald schmuck. In this case Cheney just wants vengeance on the Taliban for their refusal to let Haliburton run an oil pipeline through their country. They must have some new men in the US secret ops. That's a new twist, having a reason for selecting a certain patsy.

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 17 by Smarmulus 9-04-02

Her Majesty is counting on you Man. About my last assignment to penetrate an enemy agent, is it possible I could still work it in? Don't you always? Right! I'm off then. but danger awaits... Brother, we need to have a little chat about my friend Five Dollar.

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Uninvited Intrusion (don't mind me...) by DexX 9-05-02

As I have no idea how Smarm likes to represent himself in strips, he is invisible in this one... I have a slight problem with your series... What's that? Well... Her Majesty's Secret Cervix... What about it? To me, the existence of a Secret Cervix logically implies the existence of Her Majesty's Public Cervix. I think you're confusing Her Majesty with Agent Five Dollar.

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I guess the previous comic means Smarmalus will be getting a guest appearance in "Bipolarity". Probably only fair since we're crashing his party :-)

Intrusion 2: The Quickening by kaufman 9-05-02

I couldn't get a straight answer from Smarmalus, so I'm hoping you can help me. Sure, what's the problem? He has this series going about "Her Majesty's Secret Cervix" ... Doesn't that imply there's also a Her Majesty's Public Cervix? Maybe the "L" is silent.

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Two hilarious comics about my series. Thank you gentlemen. I am flattered.

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Crap! Bipolarity! I forgot all about it!

DexX runs off to continue the long-fallow series...

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I'm astounded you could have forgotten about it.

I expect a 12-part series on memory enhancement on my desk by Monday morning.

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Intrusion 3: What a total punt! by DexX 9-05-02

"Pubic cervix"? That's a tautology, isn't it? More like twatology. That was a serious question. I know, but I like to make puns. They make everyone groin in pain. Stop it. Wanna play with my pussy?

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this series can never die

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 18 by Smarmulus 9-17-02

Fuzzy Man, it's been a year & you have traveled the world. Don't you have anything to report yet? X, I did penetrate the enemy agents. Prostitutes are not enemy agents. Anything else? I have discovered a secret plot by the Yanks to dominate the world's oil supply and use our beloved empire as a propaganda mouthpiece. I hope you read that in the newspaper next to the help wanted ads! It was on the page opposite the girl of the day photo.

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 20 by Smarmulus 9-17-02

This sabre I'm rattlin' is an authentic Civil War antique. We will be avenged. Mr Bush your time is up. There shall be no vote on this resolution as it is obviously devoid of any rationality. No wait a minute feller. Just what country do you represent? I am UN Secretary General Koffi Annan! If'n you keep up that kinda talk we're gonna bomb your little UN country too!

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Hah. Liked that last one!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Shit, I did it again. There are two different comics titled # 23.

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 21 by Smarmulus 9-17-02

Saddam Hussein invites Koffi Annan to Baghdad... As much as I hate to give into Yank scum I will grant unlimited access to UN weapons inspectors. Thank you. I will advise the UN immediately. I am a proud and arrogant man but I can not let this beautiful city be destroyed without reason. He's somewhat more rational than anyone ever suspected. Back at the U.N. Good news. Hussein has granted unlimited access to UN weapons inspectors. It is safe to cancel your war plans. I dun tole ya, if ya don't quit innerfearin' I'll bomb yer country too. You got any oil in that African country o' yerz?

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 22 by Smarmulus 9-17-02

Dick Cheney does tv interviews to gain support... Can you explain why the administration is still planning an illegal first strike against Iraq? The Iraqi offer to allow unrestricted weapons inspectors is a tactic to stall for time to build weapons of mass destruction. Wha ???????? How !!!!!!!!! The Enterprise has returned to the past to attempt to alter the time line... Highly illogical.

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quite prolific today
too bad I'm not quite funny today

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 23 by Smarmulus 9-17-02

Uncle Dick, I gotta thank you fer givin' me that book about Joe McCarthy. You're welcome George. I wish I know'd him. He must'a been the best durn politician this cuntry ever had. It's like I told you, if it worked once it will work again. I jus' wish my brother Jeb could come up and finish readin' it ta me.

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Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 24 by Smarmulus 9-17-02

US Secretary of State Colon Powell also hits the tv talk show circuit... The question of weapons inspectors is moot. The current Iraqi regime is dangerous to the entire Middle East. In that case, Mr. Lower Large Intestine, why do US allies such as Saudi Arabia disagree with this policy? Notice the clever avoidance of the question? If the UN is unwilling to agree to our position we have no choice but to launch a protective first strike. Gee, you certainly look a lot like Koffi Annan. note to self: must resist urge to make cheap & easy racial joke That's because StripCreator is racist. It's either Wigu_Neal or a pimp!

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I've always thought Powell looks white.

Classic.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 25 by Smarmulus 9-18-02

Iraq has fired upon US aircraft patrolling the no fly zone. Why are you named after the part of the intestine located just above the anus? It is our policy to only use military action in self defense. The current conflict was started by illegal Iraqi action. Now I know why you were named Colon. I think you would be better represented by the pimp character. Shit beotch, those motherfuckers tryin' to keep ExxonMobile and Haliburton away from that sweet, sweet oil.

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 26 by Smarmulus 9-18-02

Secretary of State Ass Canal, you keep refering to weapons of mass destruction. Can you offer any proof? The US has conclusive evidence that Iraq has recently purchased a large supply of centrifuges. Centrifuges are essential for the manufacture of nuclear weapons. Allow me to show you our photographic evidence. Sir, that is a photograph of a simple hospital centrifuge used to seperate white blood cells from red blood cells. Proof of the evil of the Iraqi regime. Why must red and white be seperated. It's discrimination at it's worst.

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I'm on pins and needles for the climax! And I'm enjoying the strips too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think I've got about two more years worth of material left for this series.

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I don't know how you do it. It takes me forever to think up stuff for my series. Sometimes I have these creative bursts while driving to work where I script out eight episodes in a row in my head. But usually I sit in front of the computer and start a strip without knowing what the punchline will be.

Meanwhile... Israel, preparing for a long standoff, planted an Israeli flag on top of Arafat's office building.

I'm starting to think Sharon is nuts. I mean, if they know that Arafat is really behind the current attacks, that is one thing... but I find it odd that they haven't presented the evidence of such to the world.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

to be continued (sadly, for two more years)

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