CC143: ...to the tune of "Yesterday", part 1. by TheBlairZip 9-24-02

Syphilis! It just started with one simple kiss. Now, it hurts me just to take a piss. Oh, I believe in syphilis. Yeah...sorry 'bout that.

CC143: ...to the tune of "Yesterday", part 2. by TheBlairZip 9-24-02

Leprosy! All my parts are falling off of me. I'm not half the man I used to be. And it's all because of leprosy. ...then you shouldn't have to worry about the whole syphilis thing much longer, eh?

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CC143: xiii by DexX 9-24-02

Bye bye to that old PC lie. We're mostly male, white, and hetero. Germaine Greer would cry. ...and most of us like telling newbies to fry. Do you like my strips, don't be shy. This'll be the day that you die.

CC143: xiv by DexX 9-24-02

There we all were in that virtual place, a geek generation, in disgrace. ...but the delete feature lets us start again. If your strips aren't nimble, smart, and quick, we'll tell you where they all can stick. ...but we'll hold fire if you suck but you're a friend. Good! So while Bunnerabb rocks out on the stage, and neglects to visit that SC page... We joke how Wales is hell. Well, at least I know how to spell!

CC143: xv by DexX 9-24-02

So, while strips and posts piled up through the night... ...and Brad performed the sacrificial rite... Time to pay my hosting bill... *sob* I heard someone laugh while drinking Sprite, the day their keyboard died.

CC143: xvi by DexX 9-24-02

We were singing... Bye bye to that old Low Pass site. See you later. Stripcreator dot com's now alright. And poor old Dave kept getting launched at the sky, saying: This'll be the day that I die. Pull! *whoosh!* This'll be the day that-

CC143: xvii by DexX 9-24-02

I met a guy whose screen was blue. I never asked him for any news, but he just offered anyway. I went down to make-dot-php, to make a funny strip or three... ...but I had nasty writer's block that day.

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Nearly done!

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CC143: xix by DexX 9-24-02

...and the three men I admire most - The Punster, Dan, and Molester of Goats... They make me laugh until death is close, the days my stomach muscles die. *laugh* *choke* *wheeze*

CC143: xx by DexX 9-24-02

So bye bye to this series of mine. It's been heavy trying to marry StripCreator and Pie. If Brad sees how long this is he'll probably cry. What the...? ...and that will be the day that I die. Bandwidth, you bastard!!! It was only twenty str- AGH!

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Another Yesterday:

Scrambled Huevos by kaufman 9-24-02

Biscuit game. How'd my organ suddenly go lame? Now I am the object of such shame. Oh I detest the biscuit game. Apparently I'm not half the man I thought I'd be. There's a soggy prize awaiting me. I'm impotent apparently. Sigh, my thoughts wandered to baseball; that is to blame. I just went real soft. Now I've lost the biscuit game. Biscuit game. Hopes of winning have gone down in flame. Every other person but me came. Oh I detest the biscuit game.

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But wait, there's more! by kaufman 9-24-02

I'm a colossal geek, I am. Colossal geek I am, I am. My thread's now gone to page sixty and four, I've posted there 200 times or more! And every post is a lengthening. I will not post a "Barbie" or a "Fight" (no Fight!) I'm a stripper geek, I'm colossal. Colossal geek, that's right! Second verse, same as the first ... I'm a colossal geek I am...

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CC 143 - To the Tune of "Minimum Wage" by TMBG by vichyssoisegirl 9-24-02

Phineas Gage! *CRACK!* Thank you.

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And now for more marching songs that thankfully don't exist ...

Sing Along With Hernandez! by Namgubed 9-24-02

♫ The revenge of Montezuma leaves a brown and smelly stain! ♫ ♫ If you're thirsty down in Mexico, it behooves you to refrain! ♫ ♫ Sure, it looks like harmless water, ♫ ♫ Then you're doubled up in pain! ♫ ♫ And you'll wish that someone merciful ♫ ♫ Puts a bullet in your brain! ♫

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HMOklahoma by Namgubed 9-24-02

♫ Oh, what a beautiful porn queen ... ♫ Five dollars! ♫ Oh, what a beautiful lay ... ♫ Fi' dollah! ♫ I've got a beautiful feeling I need penicillin today! ♫ Five dollars!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Entry #3:

CC 143: Conceited Jesus by punkrockskaboy 9-24-02

Joy to the World for I have come. Let Earth receive me. Let every heart prepare me room. Let heaven and nature sing, let heaven and nature si- Oh get off your high horse.

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Entry #4:

CC 143: Sinatra Takes a Hit by punkrockskaboy 9-24-02

When somebody loves you, it's no good unless she loves you all the way... I love you honey I love you too! Happy to be near you when you need someone to cheer you. Whats wrong dear? Come what may! I lost our first born son in a poker game last night. GET OUT!

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Mr. Hankey's Christmas Special was hilarious! But wasn't Jesus singing with Santa instead of Satan?

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Pfft, details, details.

By the way, punks, can I plagarize that comic for a sec? Thanks:

Jesus and his brother Bob by Devin 9-24-02

Joy to the World for I have come. Let Earth receive me. Let every heart prepare me room. Let heaven and nature sing, let heaven and nature si- Oh get off your high horse.

Anyway, two whole-song big entries:

CC 143: Song of a video game junkie (1) by Devin 9-24-02

I know that I have no life, because I play video games. Stuff like Mega Man 5... It's fine if you think I'm lame.

CC 143: Song of a video game junkie (chorus) by Devin 9-24-02

Harvest Moon and Populus, Driver, NBA Showtime. Grand Thefto Auto and EB, video games are my life. I play Civ 3 until dawn, people wonder what I'm on. Circuit City and KB, Toys 'R' Us are what please me!

CC 143: Song of a video game junkie (2) by Devin 9-24-02

I won't even bother to stare... sure, you may be hell of fine. Big bust, sexy? I don't care... I just want my FF9!

CC 143: Song of a video game junkie (chorus) by Devin 9-24-02

Harvest Moon and Populus, Driver, NBA Showtime. Grand Thefto Auto and EB, video games are my life. I play Civ 3 until dawn, people wonder what I'm on. Circuit City and KB, Toys 'R' Us are what please me!

(I don't wanna make another comic for a simple chorus!)
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And one snippet entry:

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To the tune of the Aquarius medley ...

Lagos my Nest Eggo by kaufman 9-24-02

When your mail is full of ugly spams, But one of them looks real nice. I've got four million bucks for you. So help me out, don't think twice! This is the conning of the man from Nigeria, man from Nigeria, Nigeria! NIGERIA! Incredible wealth awaits you. Just let me in your bank account. I have megabucks forthcoming but I just need some help getting it out of Nigeria. NIGERIA! Jesus now wants in. Jesus now wants in. He wants right in! Jesus now wants in. Jesus now wants in. He wants right in! Jesus now wants in. Jesus now wants in. He wants right in!

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The C&W version of Revolution 9 by kaufman 9-24-02

No turbines.......... No turbines.......... No turbines........... No turbines.......... No turbines.......... No turbines.......... No turbines.......... No turbines.......... Ha, ha. You know, if you play this backwards, it says, "Graviton, dead man."

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BA BA BA-DA-DA.... BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA-BA BA DA DA by Spankling 9-24-02

BAAAA-WAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAA-WAAAAAAAAAAA I AM IRONMAN!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I didnt plagerize anything. I thought of the idea this morning and I didnt even realize there was a sp musical christmas episode. I guess I will have to look it up since you two think I stole the song from it.

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Entry #5:

CC 143: The 70s are Back in Style by punkrockskaboy 9-24-02

Sung to the tune of "Respect" by Aretha Franklin: HIV and 3 VDs, Why the hell'd ya give 'em to me? HIV and 3 VDs? Well, you stuck your dick in me! Sung to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by The BeeGees: Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I got anal warts. So what the fuck? Thats alright, and it's ok, I didn't know you swung that way. But what do you, want from me? I did not give you that VD! Sung to the tune of "Dancing Queen" by ABBA: Now I need, penis cream, thanks to your damn VDs You can bitch! You can crah-hi! You'll still have drips 'til you die!

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I think you misunderstand. I asked if I could plagarize your comic FROM YOU for a sec. :-) It makes a good Bob of Nazareth strip.

While I'm at it, that video game junkie one is sung to Prince's "Erotic City." I just realized that I didn't leave enough clues in the comic for anyone to guess it out easily.

Also, I'll throw another snippet entry out:

CC 143: Geeks of the industry by Devin 9-25-02

We're the geeks of the industry, my man fuz-Z! Oh my mellow, Gabe B! We're the geeks of the industry. When you us you'll say that we're colossal geeks!

Maybe I'll parody the rest of the song. It's a mouthful though.

Thanks... could you also give me a clue for "This is how he does it?"

You are proving how very, very white I am.

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Hehe, I was kinding of expecting this when I decided to parody hip-hop and two-decade-old songs (and less-well-known ones to boot).

It's "this is how we do it" by Montell Jordan.

sub seems like he's on the verge of repentance, and I'd hate to be the one to make him turn back now. But still:

CC 143: sub_m7's too sexy for egotism by Devin 9-25-02

I'm too sexy for v-girl, too sexy for v-girl, too sexy for the world. And I'm too sexy for sc, too sexy for sc, they're just a bunch of geeks. I'm a hacker so don't you be mean, and let me talk my crap on the forum, yeah on the forum on the forum yeah, I talk my stupid crap on the forum...

Hehe, I was kinding of expecting this when I decided to parody hip-hop and two-decade-old songs (and less-well-known ones to boot).

It's "this is how we do it" by Montell Jordan.