I'm sub_m7's brother.

So naturally you're all prejudiced against me.

Because I'm Austrian.

But I'm not a Nazi!

I swear.

CC 150: Even If I Don't Win, I Won In My Heart. by blad 10-30-02

I'll give you three reasons why everything you think you know about college is wrong. Not now, can't you see what's happening behind you?! I have no idea what's happening behind you, but I don't care. What I'm about to tell you is very important in regards to your future. Dubya is snorting cocaine out of a dead hooker's cooch. What? Her pink taco? Well, this just proves everything I thought I knew about college is wrong!

"Even if I do not win, I won because I believe."
-Hitler

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

Judging to be around 11 tonight... keep them coming.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

CC 150 A|\|0TH3R M1$C0|\|C3PT10|\| by Haxx0r_K1ng 10-31-02

But Pr0fexx0r, why d0 j00 n0t l1ke my wr1t1ng sty7e? I'm sorry, but not only is it bad enough to type in pedestrian lay terms when it comes to a scientific study, but to write in such an inane variety of slang to boot... ...it's just totally unacceptable. It gives off the impression to the reader that you're unintelligent. We don't just give a diploma to any idiot, you know. Then exxpl@1n Ge0rge W. Bu$h. Rich idiot. There's a difference.

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Tempt th33 n0t my 733+ sk177z!!!

CC150: Homework will be assigned telepathically by evil_d 10-31-02

Alright, class, take out a pen and some paper. We're having a quiz on chapters 1 and 2 of the text. There will be ten questions.... What? It's only the first day of class. Isn't it customary to teach the material before you quiz students on it? Miss, students in my courses are expected to know what is appropriate to study, and to show some initiative. If I already knew what I was doing, why would I pay someone thousands of dollars to teach me? Young lady, I am not accustomed to teaching students who aren't interested in learning. I don't think you're accustomed to teaching students, period.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

CC 150: Misconception #14 by Rone_Rivendale 10-31-02

Misconception #14: Teachers are smarter than their students. All your base are belong to us. Did you come into my dorn room for a reason? I am l33t foo! Are you high, Mr. Smith? I go teach Calculus now! Mooo! I feel sorry for his students.

This is my first time entering a contest. Hope you enjoy this.

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Peace and Love.

Entry #1

CC 150: Maybe NOT a Misconception... by punkrockskaboy 10-31-02

Jesus man, what is that awful smell?? Oh, my roommate and I went to this huge party and all our clothes wreak like liquor and sluts. Niether of you threw up? Nah, we don't throw up. Only lightweights throw up when they drink Then why does it smell like a dog died in your bathroom three weeks ago? I plead the fifth.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Entry #2

CC 150: DEFINATELY a Misconception by punkrockskaboy 10-31-02

It isn't this easy...not even for college students. Hi, I'm Bobby. Hi Bobby. I'm Cindy. So whats up? Not too much really. Wanna go fuck? Lead the way! Now we're talkin.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

#3

CC 150: College Urban Legend by punkrockskaboy 10-31-02

What are you doing? Just gotta go take care of something. Be right back... What did you do!?! It's so sweet! If your roommate dies, you get an automatic 4.0! Ok , first of all, it is just a myth. Second of all, the myth is if your roommate commits SUICIDE. You, my friend, are going to jail. Do me a favor and hold my sickle while I go wash the blood off my shirt.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

CC150: Grades matter. No, seriously. Stop laughing. by evil_d 10-31-02

Senior year, finals week. Hey man, want to take a break for a while and shoot some pool? Can't. I've only got a B- in this class and I need to bring it up. Two months later. In addition to my experience as an intern, I earned my B.S. from Columbus University with a 3.12 GPA and a major in-- Sounds good to me. When can you start? Two years later. In addition to my work experience, I earned my B.S.-- Sounds good to me. When can you start?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

It's quite past 11, so this comic should be disqualified.

Common College Misconceptions by Mr_Jass 10-31-02

They give you free ice cream on every tuesday after a blue moon. There's a student-access-only chocolate pudding swimming pool out in the back. Posting links to fark from your dorm computer automatically ensures they'll be on the front page. There's a group of Mexicans on the third floor that will hum the Pokemon battle music on request. OK, so these misconceptions aren't all that common.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Judging at 11 hmm?? I'd say someone is a little late. :) Just teasin.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Alright, sorry I'm late... improv show held me up :-) Judging in progress. Results in a little bit!

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Spankling's Private Tutor by Spankling 10-31-02

It was nice of you give me a lift from the bars, but I thought you meant to the dorms. Is this were you live? I have much to teach you, young man. Learning can be painful, but fulfilling. If you're hitting on me, I'm with you. Lead the way and tell me what to do. A woman of your experience... Just shut up and do as you're told. Uhm... this isn't exactly what I had in mind, Ms. Jason. Can't we fool around? Maybe later. When you're done typing up my lesson plans you can get to work on that kitchen floor. I'm going back to the bar.

It's only 9:45 in Seattle!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This has been fun to judge... some comics made me laugh, others made me scared (kaufman), but all were great. The few that really made me laugh out loud were, in chronological order:[br][br]
[b]Haxx0r_K1ng CC 150: $|_1GHT M1$C0C3PT10|\|$
[b]Big Evil Dan CC 150: The Good Fight
[b]deucepm CC 150: Academic Success Through Blood
[b]kaufman What They Don't Want You to Know
[b]Devin CC 150: Students stage protests??? Since when?
[b]TheBlairZip CC150: The Most Common Misconception About College.
[b]Mr_Jass Common College Misconceptions
[br]-Note to Devin-Your first batch of comics were not very compliant, but still very funny.[br][br][br]
Alright, I'm stopping there... if I keep going I'll end up putting all the entries in here. And now, the moment you've all been waiting for... the winner is
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deucepm

CC 150: Academic Success Through Blood by deucepm 10-28-02

So, Bobby...I understand that your roommate committed suicide. Yeah, it was all tragic and shit. So where's my 4.0? It's just that this is your third roommate in a row to commit suicide by slicing himself up with a scythe. What can I say? I just attract very depressed people. Who are limber. And good with tools. You gonna 4.0 me or what? I'm just wondering why his suicide note read "Ahhhhh Oh God it hurts please stop chopping at my pink, helpless flesh." Hey, is it true that if the dean commits suicide, I get a free scholarship?

Thanks to all who entered, and have a good night.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Yet another true story, but alas, too late!

English Professors Use Good Grammar by Namgubed 10-31-02

I made a big bag of popcorn for tonight's movie at the Student Association! There should be plenty to share with your roomate and I. Don't you mean, "with your roommate and me"? Snot-face.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Hey, a winner is me. Thanks. New contest...uh...any minute now.

Yay, compliments and an honorable mention, thanks! :-)

This next contest is mine for sure, I just know it (I hope)!