1) Matriarchal Theocrat 27%
2) Kleptocratic Hegemist 34%
3) Autocratic Silopsist 76%
4) Anarchist 91%
5) Authoritarian 93%
6) Literocratic Antidisestablishmentarian 49%

Weird... Anybody else getting results like this?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Economic Left/Right: -2.88
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -6.31

Just to the right of Gandhi and about as libertarian as Ken Livingstone. The books they say I would like are The Rights of Man and The Age of Reason. Old Tommy Paine - a good American that Bush would rather forget.

1) Green Party 93%
2) Democratic Party 79%
3) Reform Party 64%
4) Natural Law Party 57%
5) Libertarian Party 50%
6) Constitution Party 14%
7) Republican Party 7%

I can't possibly have that much Republican in me! I'm gonna go shower for the rest of the night.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Scrub off that elephant smell!

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I had about 7 inches of Republican in me once.

Don't knock it till you've tried it...

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

Eww, EWW, TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

What'd you do, fuck Newt Gingrich twice?

Oho, that's a knee-slapper.

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What others say about boorite!

I seem to be pretty balanced

Economic Left/Right: 0.12
Authoritarian/Libertarian: 0.10

or maybe I'm just a political contradiction. Or a wuss or something.

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: -2.38
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -3.74

I am Gandhi. I find that mildly humorous.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The first one told me that I was Gandhi. Sadly, I'm certain that it's one of the more loaded tests out there in terms of the way the questions are worded.

The other test told me that I'm tied at 67% as both a Green and a Lib, and that's as close as any of them get to leasing me politically. Feh.

81% reform party
65% green party
63% democratic party
63% natural law party
44% republican party
44% constitution party
38% libertarian party

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

1) Libertarian Party 76%
2) Republican Party 65%
3) Constitution Party 47%
4) Natural Law Party 41%
5) Reform Party 35%
6) Democratic Party 29%
7) Green Party 29%

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Just as I thought.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Didn't we do that other test before?

Anyway, I'm the oddball of the group again...

1) Constitution Party 67%
2) Republican Party 60%
3) Reform Party 60%
4) Libertarian Party 53%
5) Natural Law Party 47%
6) Green Party 33%
7) Democratic Party 20%

1) Green Party 88%
2) Reform Party 71%
3) Democratic Party 65%
4) Natural Law Party 65%
5) Libertarian Party 35%
6) Republican Party 35%
7) Constitution Party 29%

I'd be interested to know how many people actually voted for their top-rated party.

I think this test is biased in some way.
But I took it anyway.

Economic Left/Right: -0.12
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -3.28

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Vote Jeb Bush 2008

Economic Left/Right: -5.50
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -4.31

Between Tony Benn and Ken Livingston.
More liberal than Gandhi but just as far left.

It cannot be truly unbiased but it allows more scope than the old single axis system.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

1) Green Party 79%
2) Democratic Party 64%
3) Natural Law Party 57%
4) Libertarian Party 50%
5) Reform Party 50%
6) Republican Party 36%
7) Constitution Party 29%

I think these people are giving the Greens more credit than they're due...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1) Green Party 86%
2) Democratic Party 79%
3) Natural Law Party 64%
4) Reform Party 64%
5) Libertarian Party 36%
6) Constitution Party 29%
7) Republican Party 14%

This is totally biased towards the Green Party.

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My nuts look disturbingly like cooking apples. Should I see a doctor about it?

1) Green Party 88%
2) Natural Law Party 82%
3) Reform Party 82%
4) Democratic Party 76%
5) Republican Party 41%
6) Constitution Party 35%
7) Libertarian Party 18%

It's very possible that there are people out there who would actually answer the exact opposite of what we've been answering on these things...

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I think these people are giving the Greens more credit than they're due...

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Wow, we've got a lot of friggin' hippies on this board. :D

The political compass is NOT as biased as you'd think. They ask lots of almost rhetorical questions because to some people, like nazis, the aren't, and each question has a different modifier. Also, they word questions weird purposely so that they find out if you're a socialist, or a communist.

Example:

http://www.digitalronin.f2s.com/politicalcompass/faq.html#antisemitic

Don't worry, they factor that in.

I'll post my political compass answers right after I retake it, because I forgot.

Economic Left/Right: 1.50
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -3.69

Economic Left/Right: -7.50
Authoritarian/Libertarian: -3.44
COMMUNISM 4 EVAR! <=0

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