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Choobychooby 
Loveable Scamp
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So I wake up and I'm lying face down in a shallow grave, most of my clothes are missing and I have teeth marks all over my ass. I dig myself out and I'm standing in someone's garden, a kilt is drying on the line. Some months have apparently passed, but after a shower and a cup of tea I sit back down and make some more comics.
Hello world!
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| Right, Hank, just play it cool tonight, okay? You always manage to screw things up with the chicks. | |
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| What are you talking about? I'm always the one who has to walk them home and sit on their doorstep until they stop crying. | |
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| Exactly, you make me look bad, acting all "Mr Nice Guy" to them. | |
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| With lines like "I'm Humphrey Bogart's stunt crotch" you make YOURSELF look bad. | |
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| Also, you might want to tuck your penis back in. | |
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| That girl I took out last night was so boring, she just kept talking and talking all night, I almost didn't have sex with her at all. | |
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| Will you be seeing her again? | |
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| No, I don't really think anyone will. | |
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| Were you close to your sister? | |
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| Oh look, here comes Bad News Bill, this should be entertaining. | |
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| ...so after I found out I decided to search for my REAL parents. I managed to find them and arranged to go out to dinner... | |
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| ...we were all having a nice meal when all of a sudden a truck smashes into the front of the restaurant killing both sets of my parents. | |
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| I thought it was one of those new drive through things. | |
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"In a thousand years there will be no men and women just wankers and that's fine by me."
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