You know, I tried to come up with one when they found him, but I couldn't find a funny angle. It seemed so... anti-climatic. And nothing changed after they got him. So I just skipped it.
Besides, it should be clear by now I'm not interested in fairness, either pro- or anti-, regarding the war. It's the absurdity of the whole rotten mess that I mine for my little strips.
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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.