Like your penis and testicles?

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'The call of Nature']

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What others say about boorite!

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The other pervasive theme in traffic reportage is the car illegally parked in a travel lane.

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This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read here. Thanks.

:- )

Love,
bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oh. My. God.

Yeah, he misspelled "testicles." Atrocious.

Yeah, that's what I was talking about. "Testicals"?!!!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Isn't that what you get working tech support? Testy Calls?

*snerk*

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Isn't that what you get working tech support? Testy Calls?

*snerk*

It's what I got answering phones for an Auto Club's roadside service.

Isn't that what you get working tech support? Testy Calls?

*snerk*

I used to be Technical Support and Customer Service supervisor for an internet service provider. There was this one cuntsplash who had me at the point of tears on several occasions. I recorded my calls with her so that I could play them for myself if I ever thought about getting into that field again, so I could dissuade myself. Please, share in my misery.

http://www.ladyj.net/hell/cuntfiles/

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Isn't that what you get working tech support? Testy Calls?

*snerk*

I used to be Technical Support and Customer Service supervisor for an internet service provider. There was this one cuntsplash who had me at the point of tears on several occasions. I recorded my calls with her so that I could play them for myself if I ever thought about getting into that field again, so I could dissuade myself. Please, share in my misery.

http://www.ladyj.net/hell/cuntfiles/

Cuntsplash? I don't think I've ever heard that word before... not spoken, at least.

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I used to be Technical Support and Customer Service supervisor for an internet service provider. There was this one cuntsplash who had me at the point of tears on several occasions. I recorded my calls with her so that I could play them for myself if I ever thought about getting into that field again, so I could dissuade myself. Please, share in my misery.

http://www.ladyj.net/hell/cuntfiles/

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Cuntsplash? I don't think I've ever heard that word before... not spoken, at least.

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Oika moika! I gotta hand it to you, I would have shot her.

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I did tech support for a while. I feel your pain. Without a doubt my favorite moments came when a co-worker finally did what we'd all been wishing we had the chutzpah to do.

There were probably ten of us working at any given time doing phone support for people using Key's online banking. It was actually a pretty sweet job since we didn't have nonstop calls like other phone support and lots of time I only was on the phone about 2 hours out of a six hour day.

Anyhoo, one day a member of our group named Lisa had some awful customer on the phone who actually made her cry. She put the person on hold and asked if someone else would field the call for her.

After explaining what the person had said to her, my friend Rhys walked over to the phone and plugged in. When he got the person on the line he said, "You are a despicable human being. Don't ever call here again." Then he promptly hung up on them.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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I can't remember what the translation for cuntnugget is in Hawaiian, but we were calling people that for a while.

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And can I just say that people that say American Online should be killed.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I've never done tech support, and I have almost always worked for myself, but working in entertainment and especially rock and roll and theatre can be a pain in the ass because EVERY single artist is CONVINCED that THEY and THEY ALONE are the CENTRE OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE.

(It's a fact.)

After listening to one pissy, sawed-off little bitch on tech crew spew snotty remarks at me for about 10 minutes, I simply said "If you don't think I know what I'm doing, I highly suggest you get your bony little ass to a phone and call somebody who does, because you can go fuck yourself."

Then I went to lunch and headed home and for all I care, the show closed that day. This is the same house that lost a fuck off huge lawsuit after they sent a busboy, (yeah, a busboy) who could barely speak English up on a cherry picker lift to change a lamp, and it fell over and crippled the poor bastard because they didn't extend the support outriggers.

I had the chicken, I think.

(For lunch)

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

You know what people like this deserve? The Royal Magazine Screwing.

I got this idea while working at Borders Bookstore in the magazine department. Weekly I would go through the racks and pick up all the subscription cards that had fallen out of the various magazines. I'd usually end up with hundreds that needed to be thrown away.

Then all you need is a rubber stamp with the person's name and address. Then you just sit down and stamp them all and put the check in the 'Bill Me Later' box and toss them in the nearest mail box.

Then in four to six weeks, a copious amount of magazines will start to arrive at the victim's house. Can you imagine the horror of trying to call up every single magazine vendor and tell them you didn't request a subscription? And every day more would show up. And more. And more. It'd probably be enough to give someone a nervous breakdown.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I concur.

On a slightly different note, I had an epiphany recently. I had been very annoyed at the pharmacy screwing up my prescription, YET AGAIN. I thought to myself that I'm damned lucky that I actually read the label, and know what drugs I have to take, and what dosages. I thought to myself, "what do stupid people do? I guess they just take 10 times less thyroid replacement medication than they're supposed to and never know until they get really fucking sick, or die."

Then I realized, hey waitasec... pharmacists are taking a proactive stance on creating a Darwinistic society! Rock on! Weed out the stupid people!

Looking at it that way, I passed the test.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker.

Love,

bunner

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

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You know what people like this deserve? The Royal Magazine Screwing.

I got this idea while working at Borders Bookstore in the magazine department. Weekly I would go through the racks and pick up all the subscription cards that had fallen out of the various magazines. I'd usually end up with hundreds that needed to be thrown away.

Then all you need is a rubber stamp with the person's name and address. Then you just sit down and stamp them all and put the check in the 'Bill Me Later' box and toss them in the nearest mail box.

Then in four to six weeks, a copious amount of magazines will start to arrive at the victim's house. Can you imagine the horror of trying to call up every single magazine vendor and tell them you didn't request a subscription? And every day more would show up. And more. And more. It'd probably be enough to give someone a nervous breakdown.

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You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker.

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You know what people like this deserve? The Royal Magazine Screwing.

....all you need is a rubber stamp with the person's name and address. Then you just sit down and stamp them all and put the check in the 'Bill Me Later' box and toss them in the nearest mail box.

Then in four to six weeks, a copious amount of magazines will start to arrive at the victim's house.

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I fully agree! This is something that a few of my bookstore friends have claimed they could pull on people who place orders for books and get super-snotty. Scary thing is that they work in a place where those subscription cards are all at their fingertips!

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You know....? This forum is about 1 click away from being an EW-Too talker.

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I feel so small and humble... I don't know of thie "EW-Too talker" of which you speak...

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I have a quote-randomizing .sig file. Only once in there did I quote myself, but only because it's so true.

"Be nice to tech support people. They have your address and credit card number in their databases."

I never had the guts to go through with this, but I was waiting on the day when I would get mad enough to order a Realdoll shipped to a couple's address, addressed to the man and charged on his card. $6000 and a lot of explaining to do.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent