Hazardous Cargo by ragu4u 5-25-10

Is that from my cousin in Syria? Kinda, sorta. He has a high paying job carting stuff over the Syrian, Isralie border. Well, not any more. Was he fired? Uh...more like "detonated"!

Quick Service Or We Pay

Expecting a freeby, aren't ya?

by ragu4u, 5-25-10

Next Time, Get References by ragu4u 5-26-10

Your sitter will be here at 6pm. I'll be home at midnight. N'k. Try. It'll be fun. N'k The sitter said you slept all evening. Why? She bet me I couldn't pound a bottle of Tylenol. I showed HER.

What It's Come To by ragu4u 5-26-10

"...and the winner of American Idol is........" *click* Who cares. I'm going out to play.

Great Expectations by ragu4u 5-26-10

Pretty nice here, ain't it kid? Somehow I thought Hell would look different. So I must REALLY look strange to you, huh?. No! You look like HELL. Just as I expected. Somebody get this kid a transfer.

CTC #5 Breathe Deep by ragu4u 5-26-10

Hey...pull this finger! Uh...okay. Bwahaha. Now get back on your feet ya wuss. Somebody light a match.

Barefoot in the Park by ragu4u 5-26-10

Hey, don't step in my... Son of a.. ...damn, too late.

Say What You Mean by ragu4u 5-27-10

Kindly take your seat, sir. We'll be landing momentarily. It's gonna be a lot sooner than that! Nit-picker. I guess you don't think "landing" was a good choice of words either, huh?

The PR Man

Offices of BP Oil... So lubricant doesn't make you swim faster?

by ragu4u, 5-28-10

That last one as well as the American Idol one made me chuckle.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Gary Coleman R.I.P. by ragu4u 5-28-10

Welcome to heaven, Gary. You're taller than I expected. What'choo talkin.... Whoa, Gary. Homey don't play that shit up here. So I'm nobody up here, TOO? Not at all. I can always use a good little security guard.

Casket Lined With "Blue Velvet" by ragu4u 5-29-10

Dennis Hopper...dead at 74! You show em how ... ...dead is gonna be the new 40, Dennis!

Signal When Changing Lanes by ragu4u 5-29-10

OUCH! Lane hog!

Gametime in Peoria by ragu4u 5-29-10

Well? Ta get ta the other side, I reckon. Aw, blow me, mister! Hey Maw, I'm smarter than a 5th grader.

The Quest For Knowledge by ragu4u 5-30-10

Gary...it's always so good to see you here! What's so exciting about seeing HIM here Professor. I always learn so much from that guy. Really? Absolutely! I just love to pick his brain.

Stealth by ragu4u 5-30-10

Chirp Chirp Chirp *urp*

Do Ya Feel Lucky? by ragu4u 5-31-10

Wait. Let me ask you one question. If you answer correctly...you can shoot me. Well.... I just want to know what Hollywood director has a birthday today. Can I ask you that? Go ahead...make my day! S-q-u-e-e-z-e the trigger, don't pull.

ragu4u Joins the 21st Century by ragu4u 5-31-10

Thank you for joining FaceBook! Hate hate hate hate hate and more hate, infinity! You have -0- friends. Why? I'm a likable guy. ...but you're a hateful dickhead to all but your mom! "You now have 1 friend." It's nice to have a goddamn friend.

OPC#50 So What?

The U.S. has finally annexed Mexico. And now things will be different, how?

by ragu4u, 5-31-10

Pickin & Grinin by ragu4u 6-01-10

We want you to look at a line-up & see if you can pick out which one rubbed out your buddy! N'k. Brutha man. Yo! Sup? Damn. They all look alike to me!

Denisons of the Deep by ragu4u 6-01-10

10 million barrels of oil in the Gulf, 10 million barrels in the Gulf... If one more barrel should happen to spill... Lotsa mo fish BP gonna kill. Everybody..SING! *cough*

R-E-S-P-E-C-T by ragu4u 6-01-10

You can't let "South Park" get away with this, daddy! Are they bullying you AGAIN, son? You bet, pops. This time they've gone too far. Please tell me they don't have you pooping everywhere again? Worse. This time it's projectile diarrhea. Damn them. They WILL learn to respect my aw-thaw-aw-tay!

Clueless Miss Daisy by ragu4u 6-02-10

Al & Tipper Gore have gone to "Splitsville". Oh my! I best go there. I'm sure they'll be hosting a bake sale or something. Don't forget to pack the Toll House cookies, boy. C'mon Miss Daisy, I'm wasting gas here. Ya knows how Al feels bout dat.

Busted! by ragu4u 6-02-10

Bwahaha...a clean getaway! Aha...the old tail-dragging hand walker strikes again. Damn those "C.S.I." shows.