Also, let's everyone strut around showing off who has the biggest dick so it can be posted in announcements once and for all. That way we won't have to listen to other people who have smaller dicks brag about it. Good idea, crabby. I mean, biped.

I just wouldn't do it without the right gear, and I'd go so far as to say you probably shouldn't have. I wouldn't crawl around unprotected in garbage and sewage and vermin just because the day labor corporation said to. Manpower sounds like a chickenshit outfit whose managers should be stuffed into a trash barrel and burned.

---
What others say about boorite!

Yes, but the two guys I was working with that day were Korean, and the boss drove us around in his Toyota.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Sounds good. How soon can we set that up?

Seriously, Manpower and thier ilk are parasites. They should be owlawed so that employers will be forced to offer actual employment once again. I'll suck on a lead lifesaver before I ever go back to those bastards.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

And not only that, they should also be outlawed.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Here's my peepee-measuring brag:

Right now is sugar season, and in sugar season I spend several months testing sugar mills. They use bagasse-fired boilers, and bagasse can ruin your life in lots of ways. When it's pushed around you by 20 mph winds all day it's like having 10,000 horseflies infest each eye for 16 hours at a time, it gets in your throat and has you couging up brown shit all evening, actually phsyically clogs your nose shut, and often (at least once every couple days) is blown onto my legs and sleeves while lit, causing my clothes to catch fire and hopefully get put out before I get too crispy.

So if my comics and forum posts seem a little dim-witted to you, it's because I'm actually a dumb grunt who hasn't the wherewithall to get a decent, easy job. I'm just parading here as a pseudo intellect, so go easy on me.
There --- penis measured.

Two words

Inland Revenue.

---
The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

shudder

I don't use bragging to measure my dick size. I just like to brag.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't use bragging to measure my dick size. I use astronomical units.

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

BTW, that works out to about 0.000000000001 AU, which many women (such as circus midgets and Romanian gymnasts) would consider at least marginally adequate. So who's the man now, bitches?

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

My comment on penis-measuring was a reference to IvythePlant's voiced belief that such was your real reason for telling the story. I'd be much too terrified to actually measure in public.

I don't use anecdotal metaphors to measure my dick size. I just like to tell anecdotes.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

By the way, I just made up a song about how great I am:

I'm so great
I'm so great
I'm so great
Great-great, great-great!

I'm so great
I'm so great
I'm so great
Great-great, great-great!

I'm so great
You are not
I'm so great
You are snot!

Great-great-great
Great-great-great
Great-great-great
Great-great, great-great!

Great-great-great
Great-great-great
Great-great-great
Great-great, great-great!

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That's a great song.

---
If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

I didn't really like it that much at first, but after singing it to myself to the tune of I'm Too Sexy it grew on me.

Here's one sung to the tune of "Da Da Da":

biped sucks
damn shit fuck
blah blah blah
biped sucks

OMG LOL PWND

---
What others say about boorite!

Here's one sung to the tune of "Rock 'N' Roll" by Led Zeppelin:

boorite blows goats, that's his whole life's goal
boorite blows goats, with his yappy hole
smokin' goat poles, smokin' goat poles, smokin' goat poles
until his tonsils float
boorite blows goats, boorite blows goats, boorite blows goatsie, goatsie, goatsie, goatsie, goatsie goats!!!!!!!!!!!!

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I updated my site again for the second time today.

---
It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This is my little family (me on right, obviously):

---
I has a flavor!

YOU ARE SOME CRAZY FUCKERS

---
What others say about boorite!

please tell me you're NOT wearing matching t shirts....

---
Kill Whitey.

"Eva Longoria's vagina is like that thing that Jabba the Hutt tried to throw Luke in. It's always open and it's always hungry."

The more you know...

quote:

---

This is my little family (me on right, obviously):

---

---
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.